Sunday, January 25, 2009

cold jokes

actually, the social aspect class on Thursday was not that interesting la..

but luckily, Dr. Rahmat was so responsible to keep on preventing us to be fallen in sleep.

there are several cold jokes/funny thoughts that had been mentioned in the class:
  • why was the golf known as a high-so (high society) sports meanwhile football was known as low-so stuff?
i like to play football very much, that means i am very cheap?!
  • sex/gender
normally, there will be a blank space for you to fill in your sex whenever u fill up a form.
but now, they had changed it to the word gender instead of sex..
because somebody didn't write the suitable answer like "male or female", but "haven't yet, twice a day, etc.."
  • i really can't understand why Malaysian can't understand Malay?!
we had been assigned to do the household interview at certain area lately, our approaches were always get rejected with this kind of lousy excuse, damn bored!

i think we got the right to scold them, right?
  • water filter



Promoter: is the water from the tap of your house clean enough?

Rahmat: how do i know, i am not professional at all in this kind of knowledge! or u lend me some instruments to measure it la..

Promoter: actually the water provision of government was not clean enough, so i recommend you to setup a XXX brand water filter to assure your healthy.

Rahmat: then u should not introduce the filter to me now! what u gonna do is go back and talk to your boss, ask him to make a huge water filter and then replace the water tank with the huge water filter, then everyone mah got the chance to stay healthy lo..



Promoter: ...
  • replacement of class will be held during CNY
for sure, there will be no Chinese attend for the class later...

Friday, January 23, 2009

第一次

由于今天是放新年假前的最后一天了,难得早上没有上课,而且我有部分的室友们都陆陆续续地回家乡了,只剩下彰儿龙兄,所以二话不说的,我们去享用了那美味的早餐,真的好想锁住那仅剩的几小时呢~(拍浪漫爱情偶像剧咩?!)

这次的地点在哪里呢?

登登登 登!

Old Town White Coffee

话不多说,咖啡乌、面包和蛋成了今天的主角,不过龙兄却点了一杯鸳鸯咖啡和一碗鸡丝河粉,好不合群!

seriously, i was thinking about my wedding plan..

i was told to look at the cam..

but, i really cant concentrate at all la, always wanna laugh nia~

blow it! it's too hot~

衣来伸手,饭来_ _

i wonder why the god can create such a well-looking human with also an excellent academic performance?!
but then when u all look at me..
sigh..

i love this picture damn much, thanks to my outstanding cam skills~

actually he was smiling..

RM4 + 10% gov tax/service charge

享用完后,我看到一个本来无所事事的员工因为看到老板来了,就假假找一些东西来做,超醒目的!

will his boss read my blog and then he end up with getting fired?

看他无所事事的,我惟有安排一项神圣的任务给他!
什么任务呢?(答案即将在尾声揭晓)

除了吃之外,我还做了一些鸟鸟的东西~

从小我就有一个小小的心愿,我要尝遍各地的美食,而且去遍每间厕所,所以不例外的,我在厕所里面了。

原来这间厕所是共用的,更好笑的是,员工也有属于自己的一间!

i think we won't meet a girl which pee with a standing style kua..

please flush after use
can't i just flush before use or
flush while using?
lol
privilege for the staffs?

好无聊的我,又玩起自拍,不过这次由于技术上的问题,把我的五官都遮住了~

camwhored again

拍着拍着,竟飘来了一阵扑鼻的怪味,蛮香的!

“唰”的一阵冲水声,龙兄满脸惆怅地从男厕走出来(可能事情不是很顺利吧),我只能说他的消化系统实在太好了,一进(食物从口进)就出(X从肛门出)而且还是香的?!

don't wandering around my anus, please?


对了,为什么没人问我为什么标题是第一次

难道是第一次去Old Town White Cafe罢了?!

当然不是啦~

好像是第二次

是第一次在这里拍照!

this was the task that i gave to the staff~

p/s:
i like to take pictures for the usage of blogging recently, that's why i am considering to change a new cameraphone now, any recommendation?

Sorry for disturbing, may i...

19/01/2009起,为期三个星期(包括农历新年!),我将会在槟岛的15 个住宅区(东南西北部都得跑透透)进行一连串的家庭访问,以测量槟城城市的生活质素。

注:如果有一种机器可以直接测量出那质素,那该有多好…

很侥幸的,我并不是独自一个人,正所谓人多好荷屎,我与其他5位同学仔(忠儿、Jaivin, Qiah, Azu and Su),并肩作战,齐齐向高难度挑战!

什么高难度呢?

例如:
  1. 要顶着大太阳,一间一间的去按门铃或敲门;
  2. 要把一份有6页酱多而且又是全马来文的questionnaire递给那些house owner;
  3. 厚着脸皮,而且还要笑着面对被人拒绝、责骂
  4. 午餐时不能吃叉烧包、烧肉饭
p/s: no.4 was the most serious issue for me!

six pages,enam mukasurat,六页 (even the comma also can be related to the number 6)

还记得前天星期三,从10:01am开始,我们去了3个高级公寓,想说先去管理处拿个许可先,结果全都杠龟了,我的顿时被关在里!(闷)

一气之下,我们决定抛开一切的问卷,往革尼红箱子奔去~

p/s: this was the 1st time i sang with Malay, they really not bad in singing wor~

a big and round applause for our leader, messenger and also driver~

Su, Jaivin and our beloved rice with plummy fillet

Qiah sang till her eyes glow in the dark, a little bit scary la~


after being rejected by my darlynn, here comes my new target - Azulynn now..

欢乐的时光过得特别快,我的ZuZu还请大家吃Donut,而且还用手帕细心地帮我抹去留在嘴角的巧克力渣,不过当时的我却没有因此而动心,只因我的心里已经装满了某些人,羞羞~

过后,大家你看我,我看你酱,心想如果今天没有做出一些成绩总觉得有点不是很滋味,所以我们就往两区双层楼排屋进行调查,幸好二切都很顺利!

抵达我的故乡时,已是晚上七时了,把自己裸了后就和小Duck在浴缸内玩了一阵子,(千万别把"u"换成"i"),换上制服(你们想要我来个制服诱惑吗?),上班去了!

累!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Nokia 3230 VS Motorola E680i

由于我的诺基亚3230在一个月黑风高的夜晚去世了,所以我把它埋了…

although it was attached with many functions but..

很侥幸的,继勤竟然在我最彷徨的时候,伸出了他那浑圆的手掌仿佛就像小叮当对我伸出圆手。

二话不说,他在仓库内找到了他的旧菜 - 摩托罗拉E680i,然后就酱借了给我。(非常地感谢你的二话不说!)


this is the 1st touch screen phone i ever used~

我懒惰形容它的功能了啦…

总之,E680i铁定好过我之前那粒3230

注:暂时用着罢了嘛,过年后就会还给你的啦!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

我得到三万!

星期五,我答应了我那小巧玲珑、可爱活泼的理发师表妹把我那头有点杂的发给理一下。

一个人若要理发需要带什么去呢?

除了头发之外,还要带钱去,当时我的钱包很色(色即是_?),所以我决定去打劫银行。

准备好了我的枪械(ATM卡),把劫款车(PDG2375)泊在路旁后(由于我预算此次的打劫基本上只会消耗两、三分钟罢了),就速战速决去了。

在警凌声还未响起之前,我提着那一大袋的纸钞(其实只有一张RM50),走向我的劫款车,准备松人!(此松人绝非彼刘松仁)

我发现了身穿白袍(是叫白袍吗?)的交警站在我车前,手提一本生死册,似乎在抄写什么的。

那时的我怕他检查我手上提着装满纸钞的麻袋,并没有和他多说几句,然后他把一张值三万的支票递给我,莫名其妙的我拿了,还跟他说谢谢!

经过了三十七秒半,只听到晴天霹雳,麻袋从我手中滑落,那三万其实是:

SAMAN

do notice the meaning of the colour

三十八秒开始,我就骑上我的小绵羊,迅速奔驰邻近的警局缴付那三万

我以为早点还清可以有折扣,而且我又是初犯,正所谓不知者无罪嘛~(org yg xtau xda salah ma~)

笨!结果根本没有折扣!我的罪行是造成交通阻碍而被罚款30令吉和被判入狱五年!

(我:怎样才能不用坐牢?)
(警:把凌儿给交出来,我就饶了你!)
(我:你要我牺牲凌儿?!不可能!!酱你锁我吧!)

那警员被我的真情流露而感动了,因此我不用坐牢了 \(",)/


浪费了30令吉,心理极度不平衡的我,想说:怎样才能失而复得那笔钱呢?

于是我就在投注站买了一张那收据后面4个号码的马票!

结果,又多浪费了2令吉

Friday, January 16, 2009

有2件事

1. 皮在痒!

这是一则日常生活中会发生的事:

甲:你是否皮在痒,欠打是吗?

乙:我就是皮在痒,有种来打我啦!



打不死的小强还是要被护士打

话说两个星期前,由于我患上了史无前例的一种皮肤病,手、脚、肚子和一处很多毛的部位(腋下)都浮现了红肿(可留意下图),整身皮在痒,不扒不能,一扒不可收拾!


it's really gatal la~

亲爱的凌凌知道后,第一时间说要载我去医院,我的红肿顿时就消了一颗!(嘻嘻,有你的关心,不用去医院了咯…)

由于不想麻烦她,隔天早上我还是挖醒了我另一个亲爱的滨滨陪我去附近的政府医院。(便宜嘛~)

那护士打完后,给了我一些手信,还跟我说再见?!(笑A!)


tablets and cream

我是多么的乖,依照医生的指示嗑药,不料药一用完就痊愈了,却只留下那讨人厌的疤痕!

直到前几天,我身上的某些部位又开始红肿了,这就是意味着:

我可以再看到那护士了! \(",)/

注:当时发现全身有红疹时,我还以为这是骨痛热症的症状,而且额头又有一些微热,我便一时兴起,拿起手机发了一封简讯给我身边所有的人:


如果有一天我死了,你们会为了我,给多少帛巾?

p/s:根本没人回复我想要听到的答案!

2. excited


今晚很兴奋!

我终于领悟到:
  1. 有些东西是必须讲出来的,才能把一些不必要的误会给删除掉!(请按DEL键)
  2. 不要猜测人家对自己的看法、想法,你永远猜错的!(其实我不烦,而是非凡!)
  3. 我会为了某些人废寝忘食、忧心仲仲、争风吃醋、心烦意乱,我会为了某些人而变成另一个人,我也会为了某些人而变回原来的自己!(我就是我,打不死的小强!)
  4. 熊猫固然可爱,不过最好是做一只健康的熊猫!(健康的熊猫是不会有熊猫眼的)

panda n cake = pandan cake?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

where was my blood? where were u?

就在那超有纪念价值的11/1/2009,我捐了我那宝贵的第十三包450ml的血液。

回顾那之前的十二次,其实并不是真的真的很热诚去捐的,我都是在朋友半推半就下,而且当天也没什么事情做,而捐的。

不过我却因此得到了一个铜牌来奖励我的慈悲献血。

the winner goes to cockroachkeong~

i was the youngest among all the bronze medal awarded donators

有很多人问我:

A:捐血痛吗?
就好像被蚊子叮了一下,不过这一叮,是会让你流失了450ml的血液。

B:酱捐血就是失血咯?!
我:捐血不是失血,因为一位健康的成年人的全身血量大约是体重的1/13,如果体重65kg的人,全身血量约5000ml,假如一次捐血450ml,只占全身血液的9/100,而且很快的会再补充新血,对一个健康的人来说,是不会有影响的。

C:捐血完后要休息多久呢?
我:捐完血,压迫五分钟止血休息10-15分钟即可活动,但若需剧烈运动或提重物者,建议在2小时后,以免中淤血。

D:捐血是否会感染疾病?
我:捐血中心所有的捐血器材,皆由美国、日本原装进口,是一种无菌的器材,均是一人一套,用后就丢弃,不再重复使用的。

E:女性捐血人生理期间可否捐血?
我妈妈:如捐血人生理期间无不适现象,且血色素符合捐血者健康标准时,仍可捐血。

女人是伟大的!

这次的大型捐血活动,我除了参与帮忙之外,也惯例的义不容辞地献出我的血。

捐血的过程,我懒惰写了,来来去去还不是那血腥的画面咯…

the campaign haven't start yet but there were people mountain people sea edi..
who said penang got no good guy?

wei lun was predicting today's DaMaCai 3D..

my pingping carried out a survey with my tallest coursemate - Alan

ah hua (背对镜头的) was asking ah chuan "are u still a virgin?"
ah liang was shocked when he heard the answer "definitely, i am!"

ah geh was assigned as PIC of the souvenir section..
hooi (my bro's ex gf): "can u concentrate on your work?
cant u see there is a lot of donaters are queing for their souvenirs?!"

jun wei was the person who directing the donators to their bed..
meanwhile for the beauties, he will direct them to another place..

i was explaining the benefits of blood donation to the mama..
but she seemed to be so fear about the needle la..

they are not patients, but heroes!

everyone must show a V whenever they noticed they had been photographed...

am i right?

u think u showed us your plaster, then i will trust u did donated?
i think u were just simply stick the plaster there!

ah hua, u are so brave!
this is the 2nd packet, right?

我对于这次的捐血比起前十二次的来得更积极,因为这次的血库真的是处在紧急状态了,大缺血

我转发了由主办当局发送的电邮给很多很多朋友,sms他们,或遇到他们时用口问。

令我大失望的是:

很多住在槟城却以不够睡怕针没有空不方便等等的理由拒绝我的朋友们,希望你们改次不再不够睡(不要故意不够睡)、不再怕针(你可以选择怕针筒而不是针嘛)、空空自己方方自己,生活会比较有意义一点!

还有一小失望是:

她没来~

注:我并没怪她,只因为她之前并未答应我什么,全都是我一厢情愿地在等她,不过那种很想见的人却见不到的感觉,那种牵肠挂肚的感觉,她应该不懂,只有我会感觉到罢了…

不过,

令我感动的是一位在北海读书的朋友,趁着从槟城回北海的当儿,顺便来捐了一包450ml,他说是为了履行对我的承诺,真的太感谢他的支持,希望有机会用到他的血的朋友,请善用!

捐血是件利人利己的善行义举,不但可以促进血液新陈代谢有益自己的身体健康,更重要的是可以帮助伤病患者挽救生命
(是不是很像学生写作文似的结尾方式?)


把自己的痛苦建筑在别人的快乐身上才是可喜的!

Monday, January 12, 2009

CANTON-i

上个星期五的下午,我懒洋洋地躺在床上,不到十几秒,我就朝梦境出发了...

在梦境中:

我依稀记得阿龙steven突然想去queensbay mall血拼,硬是把我拉去(可能是有我的存在,他们的行程才会变得更有意义吧),在我和亲爱的交待我的行踪后,就驾着我的PDG2375出发去了。

差不到逛了四、五间服饰店,除了选衣、试衣、杀价、买衣之外,总免不了谈笑风生(因为我只有在旁边看的份,并不打算买的,不过还是忍不住买了一件沙滩裤和一件T),而且我还学会了一门小妹妹专有的技能!(谜底在end of the entry就会揭开,敬请留意!)

嘿,你们饿了吗?

由于这是一个梦,所以要吃什么是由我决定的!

我要吃

摇身一变,到了香港

香港粥面家

只见外面的柜台陈列着那颗颗看了就令人垂涎3尺和尚也会放弃出家的念头,而且连神仙们也会动了凡心蛋挞们,我们二话不说,就冲进去了,那些热情的招待员,看着我们奔跑的模样,惟有边跑边招待我们),我们一坐下,还未看餐单就先叫了蛋挞一套!

i love u the most, egg tart~

里面有很多人。

without food, human cant be survived..

i'm gonna eat all i can! but after a quick glance in the wallet, i..

我们点了:
  1. 净面(干)X2
  2. 荔湾艇仔粥
  3. 鲩鱼片鱼丸粥
  4. 烧味双拼
  5. 虾球炒双面黄
  6. 蛋挞
  7. 叉烧酥
  8. 清水 X3
wantan mee that without wantan - RM4 per set

tingzai porridge that usually appeared in the HK drama - RM10.80

the fish slices actually were raw 1, but i ate it in the way like i eat shashimi - RM11.80

the 烧肉 married with the 排骨 - RM 24.80

there are only six prawn balls attached on the mee nia - RM16

i was assigned with the top left corner tart but they also give me the top right corner 1, thx! - RM5 per set

the 叉烧酥 actually was not worth compared to the egg tart - RM5 per set


also, a glass of tap water that cost me RM1

由于其他的饮品都是从十令吉起跳,所以我们选择把饮品的钱用在其它食物上而选择喝清水,是不是比较划算?

他们多附加了:
  1. 湿纸巾 X3
  2. service charge 10%
  3. government tax 5%
妈的!当我知道tissue不是送的而是买的时候,我决定不用它,因为实在舍不得!现在我还收着!

what's the difference between this two things?

1 sheet of tissue also need to be charged RM1 meh?

more expensive because it was called as towelette instead of tissue?

the PENGUIN premier tissue got 11 sheets inside but sold at RM0.30 nia..

吃的过程中,我们...

the 1st time i eat porridge with left handed because i was scratching somewhere else with my right hand...

it seems to be a little bit hot! i do not mean that guy!

for sure, the 1st attraction in this pic is his hair!

i bet i was the 1 who can eat wantan mee with a charming look nia!

trying to steal the heart of vegetable(菜心)

mmm.. my heart had been stolen by u la...

please don't care too much about the imaging during eating la~

steven: are u trying to finish the plum source by yourself?

享用完后,除了之外,还是

the porridge inside the bowl was totally vanish!

full until cant move but barely to smile~

loong was also wondering how come the TOWELETTE was so expensive..

当正要埋单时,发现我们身上的现金并不够,靠!
要蹲着洗碗吗?!(难道不能坐着吗?!)

说时迟,那时快!

阿龙从钱包内拔出一张超闪亮的卡,交给了那收银员...

一刷!

原来被banned了的!

结果,不堪设想!

unbelieveable, loong with a gold card de wor..

bonus track:

送你们一张大部分小妹妹在更衣室常有的举动。

*blush*

请多多指教!
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