Sunday, May 30, 2010

照片与文章是不符合的2

domino's pizza

忘了有多久,再没听到你,对我说你最爱的故事。
我想了很久,我开始慌了,是不是我又做错了什么。
- 光良

工作渐上轨道,人事依然复杂,不过我所付出的努力,是有目共睹的,绝不会因那毫无根据的毁谤而被白费,感恩。

与同事们的感情更上一层楼,人见人爱,车见车载的我,已成为笑弹的制造者,谢谢他们对我黑色幽默的了解。

日渐马来化的我,口操蛮流利的马来语,却常被取笑使用太深奥的马来生字…
三餐都吃halal的我,就快忘了肉骨茶的美味,叉烧包的形状…
不自觉地,我会记得jumaat是个大日子,因为要去sembahyang…
身为华人的我,开始在考虑是否应该为自己加个马来nickname…

Mohammad Keong?!

如果有一天,我爱上马来妹,你会来参加我的婚宴吗?

因为这是个无猪宴

is it halal?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

照片与文章是不符合的


你传给我的信息,我还储存着。
空闲时,翻阅一遍,嘴角微微扬起,甜。

科技的发达,更让人与人之间的感情,变得疏远。
网聊很方便,那不真实的感觉充斥着我的心灵,很饱足亦很空虚。

消失的感情,我愈是想抓住,它愈是想流逝,渐行渐远。

反感,绝对不是我想给你的感觉。
不想解释,只因不想再让你更反感。

你快乐,我随意。

读完后,是不是觉得照片的存在很无意义?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

haha, i was so nooby..

My lovely parents are coming to KL to meet their lovely son, me.

It's a remedy to cure my homesick and stress in time.

They are planning to stay at XXX Hotel, somewhere in KL.
I have to meet up with them later, but I'm not so familiar with the area there.
So, i've tried to look out the address via google maps.

Here is the result:

dare to click it?

I really appreciate the founders of google, they helped me a lot, i can marry myself to their daughter as a payback later.

wtf, it takes such a lengthy time from sunway to sungei wang meh?!

But then, I've noticed that I did a really silly stuff just now..

hahahahaha

I select the wrong way la..

But hor, It's ok for me to walk 1, if i'm free later..
I swear!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

压力

5 more minutes to go..

做工等放工,这不是我应该有的态度!

不是我没有做工的推动力,而是我承受不住那莫名的压力。

含血喷人、小题大作、阿庾奉承、人心险恶、笑里藏刀…
我惟有多多保重。

Monday, May 17, 2010

星期日,我也得上班

请允许我发泄一下:

啊~

是得到了短暂的快感,不过还是很沮丧…

连续3个星期日也得上班,工作开始繁忙的我,好怀念以前读书的时候,可以无时无刻地和她亲热网聊…

没有休息天,有何投诉?
最起码现在还未有怨言,不过我渐渐看到人事的复杂人心的险恶,上班变得战战兢兢,提防小人。

让我带你们回到3个星期前的最后一个休息日,时光机…是不需要的。

早上,我不醒人事。

中午,我不再不醒人事了,刷了上排的牙后,匆匆但不忙忙地出发了…
(噢,我是要去双威金字塔购物中心,寻觅还未曾出现的她。)

午餐,很幸运地,我记得吃…

fried chicken chop with rice and tofu..

更幸运的是,把它吃完后,还发现了一个网站…


吃饱后,你猜猜看我会再叫第二碟吗?

逛啊逛,毫无目的地可去的我,找个地方坐下来,从包包里取出一本书,仔细望着女生们的乳沟,仔细阅读。

seriously, i'm reading..

阳光、沙滩、美女,这里没有…
只有一杯果汁一只癞蛤蟆

fresh fruit juice..

你们现在请眨一眨眼…
哇,一眨眼,晚餐时间又到了~

it's porridge time..

听说吃粥的最高境界是用筷子夹,我只能说天就快黑了…

fillet porridge with ginger and shallot

姜葱鱼片粥,很好吃…
那鱼片,好白皙,好润滑,我嘟起双唇想亲吻她,不料被烫伤了…

those white in colour are fillet
those orange in colour are dried scallops

是的,这是个很无聊的星期日,不过它是个难得的休息日。

每当我觉得累的时候,都会期盼你的关爱。(有没有开爱?)
每当我觉得倦的时候,都会回想一起走过的时光。(一起爬过的咧?)
每当我觉得悲的时候,都会用你的笑容来调试心情。(酱每当我觉得开心时,就会用你的苦脸来调试吗?)

每当我觉得乐的时候,因为我正在喝可乐嘛…

嘿,轻松星期天,你何时归来找我,我张开双腿双手等着你~

Monday, May 10, 2010

故障

我的爱人们,今天工作愉快吗?

倘若你工作一整天,身心极度疲累地拖着沉重的步伐回家去,却还要看到如此“喜上眉梢”的情景:

the lift broke down..
and i'm staying at 26th floor..
so, it means that..

住在26楼的我,有点…





体能一向来都还好的我,无任何抱怨,只是有些许建议:

请那位亲爱的禽兽朋友,别在第15楼的楼梯间大了一坨屎,因为当我们正在运动时,人类所吸进肺部的空气会比平常来得快和多,所以一个不小心,我被臭死了…

噢,从那坨屎的外型及颜色,拥有法政先锋头脑的我,可判断出那是人类的出品,而且他最近应该常喝咖啡乌冰…

这就是…

千呼万唤屎出来?!

P/S: 不要给我知道你是谁,不然我会在你家面前大两坨,一坨还是液体状的呢!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

working sunday

I've been telling all of you that i was so busy lately..

So, bye bye..

I've to go working now..

Ohya, for those who like to concern me and feel free all the time, please ring me often.
I'm having some personnel problems in my current working place, and i would like to nag!

I was being accused for working lazily most of the working times, by a senior technician, but i've to deny it. Precisely it was a crap!
Luckily, there are other staffs who believe in my working performance and attitude, and did support me.
Thanks.

I'm not gonna quarrel with him, yet i'm not fed up.
Just curious why he could be so free and made so much complaints meanwhile there are lotsa stuffs need to be settled?

Come on, just give me a break!

Monday, May 3, 2010

I have to admit it!

大家好!

以下这张图片,你们看得出什么端倪吗?

click to enlarge..
then try to figure out what's wrong inside..

给你们一点点提示…

look at the circles..

把它放大!

i like man?!

我发现,我的性取向有点偏了…

i'm in a relationship with a man?!

你们没看错,我恋爱了?!

由于情势所逼,我惟有选择你,骆荣滨

其实,原因是…
女生们,我不敢靠近,更别奢望她们主动搭讪。(除了上次那个印尼妹之外…)

我是个癞蛤蟆,呱呱呱~
天鹅,你过得还好吗?

女生们,请把我从荒野中拯救出来吧,任何一位都可以!(再一次,除了上次那个印尼妹之外…)

p/s: 我又再回忆过去了…

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Bee Zzz..

终于,我开始真正的忙于工作了。
(之前,都是在假忙)

this is toilet A

不要怀疑,我真的很忙!
(忙着自拍)

this is toilet B

我忙得喘不过气来,连劳动节也得上班。

Rozzi n shying me~

Faizul, Phang n Aliff

Fathi with his favorite coleslaw..

Kak Nurul n our beloved Ain~
every1 is adoring Ain and likes to play with her~
she is the only pretty girl
she is a shy shy girl..

Faizul in jumpsuit look..
can u recognize him?

Phang, Nathan n Faizul.
let's look properly at Nathan's expression..
wtf funny!

erm..
i can't recognize them through their eyes yet..
i just can recognize them through their pair of 34D boobs..

劳动节也得做工,天理何在?
不过,我做得很开心,因为只要你喜欢这份工作,累这个字不会出现得太频繁!

其实,重点是午餐有人请客…

Aliff - my condomate/colleague and also a football fever..
yaya, he was the 1 who treat us lunch~

1 KFC barrel + 2 cheesy wedges + 2 french fries + 1 nugget + 2 coleslaw~
and many many many packets of chili sauce

再一次说,我真的是很忙!
忙着吃喝玩乐…

from left to right: human

from right to left:
more human

对了,忙得很开心之余,我们被其他部门的头投诉了…
(会不会是没有邀他一起忙的缘故?)

我的工作其实是充满一定的危险性!

Phang was being hit by Aliff..
and Aliff was so cruel until chop off Phang's body into pieces..

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Phang's head was found inside the KFC barrel..
wtf!!!

在这忙碌的氛围中,我多么的想得到女友们哪怕是短短的一句问候…

只可惜,等着等着…

我又得上班去了。
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