Saturday, October 17, 2009

this is a LOVE entry?!

蟑螂才尽了!

这次真的蟑螂才尽了!

身边没有朋友发生意外了,没有什么故事可以写了,还真希望他们发生意外出入平安!

我最近无意间发现了一些小妹妹们的blog,内容来来去去都是情情爱爱篇,越看越不想看的我,绝对没有带着去看她们,只觉得我是否也该来一下这种的呢?

一开始,都会是这种文绉绉的爱情格言

爱情就像放风筝,拉得越紧,就越容易失去。
(酱的东西,总觉得谁都会写,看我的!)

爱情就像放屁,忍无可忍时,该把它释放出来,让它得到该得到的自由。
爱情就像大便,有时像泻肚子那样,来得很快,有时像便秘那样,迟迟不来。
爱情就像无知的少男少女,在写着“爱情就像什么什么酱”的那么无知!

以下是我尝试模仿她们的blogging方式,请笑纳!
不过有些地方,恕我完全达不到她们的超标水准…

今天,晴,心情有点郁闷咧~(对了,“~”这个符号是她们常用的,不过我也用~)

我最近好像堕入情网了,机不离手的我一直看着手机荧幕,一直地在看,在看,在看,在看…

原来里面有好多灰尘!
(这是我的style,她们不懂的,反而她们会写:我还是等不到XXX的信息,好失望啊~)

我的心里有好多过客,不过我最难忘记的却是你…(你是妓女吗,酱多过客?!)
你在我心中占据了心脏的部分~(占据了的话,你应该死了!)

昨天,我们巧遇时,我看到你身边多了一个女生…(会不会是他妈妈呢?)
我凝望着你,盼望从你口中得到一些解释,不过却又不想听到那刺耳的答案…(酱,你是要听还是不要听?!)

渐渐地,我们只是擦肩而过,曾经相爱的我们,变得很陌生,以往的欢乐,却只换来现在的离愁…
(这句还不错…)

还是放不下你的我,默默地跟随着你后面,却看到了不该看到的东西!(你可以不要这么矛盾吗,不要看就不要看,看了就不要说不该看!!)

我狠下心地转身走掉!(明智!)

不过,我还是偷偷地再瞄了他们一眼~(不明智,因为…)

我又再看到不应该看到的东西!(故事又再回到了原点!)

终于,我还是决定离开这是非地!(故事终于有个句点了!)

到家了,我躺在床上,机不离手的我一直看着手机荧幕,一直地在看,在看,在看,在看…(哈哈哈哈哈哈!)

他们的爱情故事往往就是这般的迂回,我并不是说我讨厌酱的人,只是觉得酱的blogging方式,有点可笑!

人人都可以写blog,不管你的是什么blogging方式,都会有一定的读者群,所以我并没有想要羞辱你们的意思…

我只想在这里抒发一些个人意见,并且想把这首极具爱情风味的励志歌曲献给我口中的他们~



超级白~

28 comments:

rongping.lo said...

还好我看的是电脑荧幕,而且我是男的,应该不是你blog中的小妹妹吧?

我也可以形容爱情啊
爱情就像
苹果,有时咬到脆的,很爽。有时咬到烂的,很不爽。有时咬到流血,超不爽。有时咬到虫,就

超级白了~~
(~)<---小妹妹符号

cheekeong said...

hahaha..

you also know how to describe love de wor~~~

~~~~~

En Shi said...

LOL. my first comment for u...

and i duno what to say. hahaha...

i miss malaysian's sarcasm. lol

rongping.lo said...

Any object also can related to Love lar~~ <---again

HonG said...

wahahhaa...tis is the entry i wan write a long long time ago..for splash out my feeling too..those mui mui zai ah..a good way to describe them is 人因爱情而伟大(true bo??)
bad way is sit down n wait to let ppl fxk...in thier life only love..without really nth to do liao...

cheekeong said...

to enshi:
thank for your 1st time..
and your sincere comment~

to aping:
yeah~
i like the "~" very much~

to ahong:
you wanna write it out since long time ago?!
then when will be your next post wor?
by the way, some of them really immature..
they will choose to use their virginity to trade for their "true love"..
besides of love, there are no more other things to do meh?!

SHALLOW!

monsterbaby said...

为什么我觉得你这篇blog有侮辱女生的意识!!!

HonG said...

to monsterbaby..
如果女生觉得他们自己是那种除了爱情,就是爱情,为爱情而死,为爱情而被骗,还要责怪男人的话,毫无疑问,是的我正在侮辱你们这种人!我并没有说男人是对的,那种转骗女生的一样也是"超级白",只是现在的社会里,女生更应该懂得自爱,自我保护,你有吗?...

cheekeong said...

to monsterbaby:
我已经声明了,我并没有侮辱女生的意思,如果是你自己在那边对号入座,恕我无言…

to ahong:
讲得好,我并不是存心地在骂人,这只是我个人的小小作品,那些误认以为我在骂你们的人,那就当作我在骂你们!

rongping.lo said...

意识?

Huiying said...

就不要太认真看待这篇部落格好吗?
这样会伤和气…
强哥只是抒发他个人的看法,并不是有意中伤。
其实我们女生真的该洁身自爱,也得时时反省。
男孩也要好好思考为什么女生会写出这样的篇章来。
男生女生,唉~
只怪我们年纪尚轻,再多几年年纪大了,很多事情就会看开了。
平常心对待吧!
息怒息怒~

cheekeong said...

huiying, thanks for your sincere comment..
and thank you for explaining for me..
cos i really didn't mean to offend any1..
i think that those mature girls such as you will have this kinda of feeling too about what i wrote..

not like other shallow girls..

thanks again..

rongping.lo said...

hui ying, nice comment.

bavriel said...

Hopefully I'm not the blogger that you're talking about.. *pray hard*

btw, who's that girl? offensive eh. She has no idea about your intention. I think she's that sort of blogger so she couldn't accept it.

typ said...

keong: i agree with you...
girls normally will think like this....
but boys too....

monsterbaby : this is his style.... just ignore him....

kc said...

LOL. so true. nice post! XD

cheekeong said...

to bavriel:
there is no such "girl" when i was writing this post..
if there is some1 else who think that i was talking about her, that means she is the 1 i mentioned lo..
(对号入座)

to typ:
yaya, boys too..
anyway, this is my style, don't ignore me, but ignore her!

to kc:
i think it's the 1st time to see you here..
thanks for your visit and your comment too..
keep on tracking me la..

kc said...

O.o its my n-th time here.. but 1st time to comment xD love ur blogging style, keep it up!

cheekeong said...

thanks kai chia..
i have linked you in my blog list edi..
i dunno you have a blog, but it's not yet too late to read it from today onwards..

Tony Wan said...

Hahahhaa.......Good good.....

Duno what to comment xD

cheekeong said...

haha, you edi leave a comment here though you said you dunno what to comment..

anyway, thanks for your visiting~

Barack said...

no bad ma..
still got many comment..
next time u dont write function 1..
just write this is ok d..
haha..

cheekeong said...

i seldom blog in this style 1..
suddenly got a funny thought run in my mind only..
but i would like to try other new things later..
maybe i will have a try to blog those love story also..
be patient..
haha

anyway, thanks for your compliment..

我的厕所 said...

So pointful... Haha...especially the 爱情就像放屁和大便 one... lol... like tht 2 sentence so much... Haha...

this is also my first time to leave u a commend.

cheekeong said...

thank you for your visit and comment..

the phrase you like the most is it because of your ID?
cos toilet links to the shit and fart?

hahahahaha

sindy said...

我好像迟了。。。但没关系。
重点是没有错过这篇经典的。。。

sindy said...

爱情真的像放屁和大便吗???
每天都有??
都是人生的残渣??
虽然我也不认同“~”,但相信那般愚蠢的迂回心情,是每个陷入爱情的白痴都会经历的吧。

cheekeong said...

sindy,
actually i got use this "~" kinda icon also..
just kidding and wanna give the girls come and counter me only..
no offense..

also, all the teenagers will have this kinda feeling when they feel stuck in the love later..
not also teenagers la, old man like me too..

anyway, thanks for your comments~

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