Tuesday, January 26, 2010

wtf, 6 years old kid knows how to cheat already?!

是的!

正如标题所写,这是一件发生在昨天,轰动全世界的事,只是新闻没报导而已…

犯人的下场除了被施予满清十大酷刑之一 - 鞭打之外,最严重的事莫过于大声喊“我爱吴老师”100遍…


being punished after get caught by me when cheating in a spelling test

话说,我正给他英文生字听写,平时我每念一个字,他一定会用半天才能写出来,有时我等着等着就睡着了,醒来时,他的脸都会靠很近,我被强吻了吗?

不过,今天他用2分钟就写完5个英文生字,因此打消了我想边等边煮快熟面的念头…

发现事有QK的我,惊见他那露出狐狸尾巴的铅笔盒…


 he wrote those difficult words on his pencil case for cheating purpose..

如果用铅笔写在铅笔盒的布皮上,他怕自己看不清楚…
很创意的,他先涂了一层立可白,再写生字上去…

好笑的是…


cheating some more can write it wrongly?!

作弊了也会写错?!


don't ever cheating again!
especially in front of me!

我敢发誓我是没有作过弊的!
六岁的时候…

Monday, January 25, 2010

i've lost my blogging passion la...

可以让我先呐喊吗?

臦臩驡窹戅覂皻暜鴀嫋囶黈斸啊!

好,言归正传。

思绪非常凌乱的我,决定…
不做任何决定!

有人问我:爱情和面包,哪一个比较重要?
我说:面包…
原因很简单,因为一旦我饿了就绝对没有力气去做…
哎呀,我不懂怎么说出口啦~

我只懂我想你想得好孤寂,而你是否又能估计我有多孤寂呢?
无奈的是,我的孤寂永远比不上一个Gucci的包包…

完全陷入崩溃状态的我,倒退着走路,好像月球漫步酱,却得来莫名的掌声…

尝试把专注力都寄放在工作上…

 doing homework quietly..

 starting to act mischievously..

 he is always acting naive..

 
 i wanna find a boyfriend just like teacher NG~

无奈他们以下的举动却又勾起了我对她的思念…

come on, you two are definitely brave!

他们的大胆显得我更懦弱,只因我的初吻至今都还未献出,不知她会想要吗?
(我是用darlie的,不过偶尔也会用colgate)

看着他们越吻越起劲,我嘟起双唇…

piak的一声,我又回到现实中,那懦弱的自己!

Eason caned me due to my childish!
being scolded childish by a child is totally shameful!

我很想你!

你有在想我爸?
依然爱我妈?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

礼江哥,一路好走…

他…

走了。

永远怀念他的故事

Sunday, January 17, 2010

What's wrong with Penang?!

翻开报纸,看到一幕幕的悲剧,你们会开心吗?

槟城是一个很小的岛屿而已,却藏着不计其数的新闻,一天之内竟看到如此多关于我州的新闻,真得有点感慨…
  1. 好好笑篇 - 警捉飙车党 罚游街7公里 
  2. 小昆虫;大威力篇 - 红火蚁咬伤拇指 老师晕眩入院 
  3. 欺山莫欺水篇 - 为龙舟赛备战出意外 16人落水2死4失踪 12人成功游上岸 
读后感:
  1. 他们好无辜好无奈,不过又不能做什么,我能做的只是捧腹大笑!
  2. 短小精干!
  3. 罹难者,安息;失踪者,请赶快回家!

Friday, January 8, 2010

claustrophobia

夜深了,你们睡得着吗?

睡不着,你们的事…

我也是睡不着,虽说这是我的事,不过每当我睡不着,你们隔天就有blog看了~

春宵一刻值千金,对!

往往夜已深时,我失身了,都会在msn巧遇我的红颜,与她夜谈胜过一切,她的声音绝对可以用“此曲只应天上有,人间能得几回闻”来形容,性感撩人更加不在话下…

噢,我们并没有用视讯交谈啦,只是用文字抒发对彼此的爱意与关怀。
读着那多姿多彩的文法,幻想着婀娜多姿的她,我再也压抑不住了,奔往厕所…

尿急,真的。

忘了说,博学多才的她令我更加溺爱她,并非医学系的她竟然教会了我一个英文字 - claustrophobia

酱容易的单字罢了?!

是咯,我不懂,怎样?
而且,就因为我不懂,才造就了我爱她的理由。
(因为一个单字而爱上人,听过没?)

来来来,claustrophobia可译为幽闭恐惧症,想了解更多的话,请点击已被highlight的字眼。

若把有此症状的人丢在一个封闭空间里,他/她会因此而恐慌。
除了惊恐之外,他/她接下来最想做的就是…

揪出把他/她丢进去的凶手!

don't worry, babe..
i'm gonna rescue you from claustrophobia, just because you're a babe..

倘若我患有claustrophobia,我将不敢独自搭乘电梯,我一定会等一大堆人进电梯后,我才迈进…

不过里面的人全都是他们的话,我…

the lift is fully occupied by them!!!

宁愿自杀!

P/S:当你们看到我上载这篇的时间时,你就会知道我患上的不是claustrophobia,而是insomnia

Sunday, January 3, 2010

this is not an entry for 2009-2010 celebration event..

新年快乐!

如果我这篇单单写这几个字,不错,还是会收到留言的,不过是会有点乏味咯…
(我没有在暗讽任何人,请别对号入座)

正当大家在忙着写关于“欢送2009年,迎来2010年”的庆祝派对时,我就是不想写…
(再一次,我没有在暗讽任何人)

我不想写,除了是不想跟风之外,最大原因是我不想我那美好的跨年倒数之夜,被其它的跨年晚会给比下去,而且还要败给那些内容略嫌空洞,却只胜在有痒眼照片的心情故事篇…
(我会这么说,只因为我没有痒眼的照片…)

暂不谈跨年晚会,让时光倒流回到18/12/2009~

你们从大雄桌子的时光机爬出来了没,快点啦!
打开任意门,我戴上了竹蜻蜓,飞往吉打去。

注:MRC举办了吉打一日游,我很荣幸地被邀当孩子们的奴隶兼摄影师
(什么是MRC?,不懂的人,请继续不懂吧!)

早上,孩子们闻鸡起舞,团聚在一起,等待出发的一刻,那画面实在是太…

像囚犯们在排队。

 they queued up orderly but simply look like prisoners who waiting for meal..

巴士的到来,仿佛大旱中的甘露,学生们又再闻鸡起舞,不过又循规蹈矩地步上巴士。

moving towards the bus stop..

yet, there are big brothers guiding them..

孩子们在巴士上,完全没有睡意,尽管巴士几度飘移,他们手上的那杯豆浆完全没有倾泻,因为杯是盖着的。

blek : p

 
2 sincere V

 
can you try to wink?
just a bit is fair enough edi..
 
 
 chubby~

 
2 sexy V

many hot babes~

teacher Julian and teacher Xiao Shi
meanwhile, teacher Xiao Shi has been booked..

到了…到了…到了…

Teacher Yee accompanied those kids..

终于可以小便了!

peeing happily~

here is our contestant no.2

到了!(真的)

group photo is needed for the sake of saving the moment..

噢,我有告诉你们我现在身在Lye Huat Garden吗?
没有?
酱听清楚咯…

“我们现在身在Lye Huat Garden。”


pretty landscape once i stepped into the garden..

假山,真的有够假!

a list of the mountain model..

 
could you see Komtar is there?

秦始皇的兵马俑们最大的贡献是什么?
帮忙烧书…

Qing Shi Huang and his naughty daughters..

 
cute little princess

 
those are antiques..
but got 1 fellow broke the chair..
hint: green shirt
lalala~

 
the task of a soldier is also to take photo with the civilians~

外面有个小鱼塘,刚好鱼儿们也在吃糖~

 
a lot of carps is always better than a lot of craps..

 
i can hear the cracking sound there..

水族馆里面除了养鱼之外,还有各式各样的人…

 
aquarium

i love fish the most..
lalala~

 
there are some distance between the girls and the boy..
they were avoiding those gossips..

group photo again..

what should we look at actually?

看完那没有鱼的鱼缸后,满肚怒火的孩子们,便到外面吸吸新鲜空气…

a mini zoo..

不料,却发现…

you're so damn fat la, mr. croc!

 
moving slow is always better than just stop at the origin..

 
hello~

 
aiya, fall down..

 
i'm a tiger!

 
i'm its sibling..

 
a bird

 
human

有位孩子一路上的样子都很不屑,你们可以猜到她是谁吗?

 
this fellow is a bit lansi!

猜对了吗?

 
yaya, it's you!

cheese~

有一孩子用行动来告诉我说他累了,你们看得出他的诚意吗?

let me guess what's the meaning of your facial expression..
exhausted?

顺顺他意吧,我们踏上归途,前往下个目的地…

turning point

 
our beloved Teacher Lim and her vehicle..

香车、美女都不是我现在所渴望的,我只要鸡!

KFC, it's finger lickin' good~

 
Teacher Hor was assigning the meals..
unwaitful~

 
eating with supercilious look

 
eat it or beat it?

 
*o*

 
coke, chicken or me?

 
hahahaha
what to write leh?

通常呢,人和猪都是一样的,吃饱后的活动来来去去都是:
打哈欠、发呆、摆美…


what a big yawn!

dumbfounded

 
posing like a model~
oya, she is the girl i like the most..
*blush*

the war scene

攻陷KFC后,大伙儿又坐上巴士,前往下个目的地…

在巴士上,我终于做了2件比较大胆的事情!

1:在他使出飘移之际,把他拍下。

thank you, Mr. driver

2:第一次被迫与众美女合照。(暗恋我的人请别吃醋)

always surrounded by girls is always a trouble for me..
sigh..

由于时间还早,下个目的地还没营业,所以我决定把巴士停泊在一旁, 实行我的小小阴谋…

the time is still early..

i parked my bus along the roadside..

i'm alone now..
i wish that my heroine can come and save me from the single status..

忧郁完毕,此行的最终站也开始营业了,我们攻吧!

selamat datang

 
the painting on wall is outrageously realistic!

 
this 1 is wall art..

 
i dunno what is this..

 
bihun~

 
i'm always the protagonist..
sien lo..

 
waiting for the turn to go upstairs..

 
on our way..





This level is the jewel of the museum.
Visitors have to climb 59 steps of spiral staircase to reach the 40-seat revolving platform to enjoy magnificent 103 meters length X 8 meters height panoramic mural or wall painting.
I was stunned with such realistic painting for various paddy cultivation activities in Kedah.

an artistic picture created another artistic photo

the kids are simply too noisy..


cute

i can't figure out what's wrong with her pose until now..

Teacher Hor and his kid..

see the left hand side 1..

at 1st they were normal..

suddenly, the boy was so shocked why his partner is changed..

 
the best actor goes to..
(i like your teeth)

 
the best actress goes to..
(your head is kinda weird)

MRC吉打一日游就此告一段落,愿来生再见~
(?!)

特别附送:

在爱情路上,我爱的人未必爱上我
我不爱的人却偏偏把我的头压在他的肩膀上,他X的!

 
sweet or sweat?
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