Monday, November 30, 2009

ACCIDENT

来,长话短说…

我骑摩托发生意外。

上个星期四,我去了一个地方…
(这不是重点!)

我骑着摩托,前面有一辆蓝色轿车,我们同在一条单行道上…
(难道是火车轨道上咩?!)

i'm sure that we remain at the safe distance!

“说时迟,那时快”“说时快,那时迟”有什么不同?

蓝轿突然地,在转右的同时间,竟然还来得及打信号灯!
(那时间拿捏得刚刚好~)

很巧妙的,我整辆摩托就酱整个左侧身酱吻上那蓝轿的右侧身,好温馨啊~

yup, everything happen in all of a sudden!!!

蓝轿稳如泰山,我也不负众望的,英姿勃勃,没穿没烂。

我们各自把交通工具泊在一旁后,便开始谈情…

整个谈判过程都是他在掌控,我则以静待动。

蓝轿人:怎么办?
:(静静的)

蓝轿人:我的车现在有3个凹处了,怎么办?
:(还是静静的)

蓝轿人:这辆我刚买一个星期罢了,我很照顾它的…
:(依然静静的,不过却注意到那蓝轿全身早已沾满灰尘和一些刮花痕了,确定是新的?!)

蓝轿人:你骑太快了…
:(不能再静静了,因为我根本没骑很快!)Uncle,是你突然转弯后才打信号灯的,我已经按紧急刹车了…

蓝轿人:(轮到他静静了,然后转移话题)哇,这3个凹处,修理费要RM700-800咯…
:(好想笑,当我是水鱼咩,不过我不想跟他吵…)噢,是吗?我还是学生咧,RM700-800我没有…

蓝轿人:酱,怎么办?
:(沉默是金)

蓝轿人:算了啦,RM100,你有吗?
:没有哦,我的钱包只有RM50罢了…

蓝轿人:唉,随便啦,50就50啦,下次小心点…
:Thank you, sorry, bye~

By theory, he was the one who deserved to be hit...
By law, I was the one who at fault if we go to make a police report later...
Obviously, I was the one who hit him!

有人说,我根本就不用赔偿他,不过由于他从头到尾整个交谈中,都没有恶言相送,所以我心情还不错啦~

塞翁失马,焉知非福

p/s:阿福,你几时才来呢?

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

nostalgia

2个星期又2天了…

踏入新的工作环境后,整个人在生理上心理上都起了一些微妙的变化…

生理上:当我拉开裤头,往内看,依然短小精干
心理上:由于生理上的创伤,也造成心理上的创伤…

依稀记得,耶稣的弟弟 - 耶好衰啊你,曾经说过:

人在忙碌的时候,一定能把思念们搁浅。

我却办不到!

患了严重相思病的我,跑去看医生,医生说这是末期了…
唯一的办法就是等…

死!

以上的部分纯属心情故事篇,以下的部分才是今天的重头戏。

2个星期又3天前,是我在MRC的最后一天…

为什么我又重回MRC
因为我想在短短的一星期内,赚取一些奶粉钱,因为我做错了一些事…
(不小心打翻了整罐奶粉…)

话说第一天重回MRC时,学生们不亦乐乎地欢迎我酱的场景完全没有出现…
只换来一句冷冷的“你来干嘛?”

MRC的中指,我不懂…
MRC的宗旨是开发儿童大脑里面的潜能,让他们更懂得运用隐藏在大脑内的智慧,所以画画这种充满文艺气息的环节是少不了的…



there is 1 pupil who doesn't belong to this drawing class, try to figure it out!

根据劳工法会,学生们是有权利争取充分的休息时间的!

有的喜欢吃饱就睡…


eat it or beat it?

有的喜欢玩家家酒,男的…


lalala~

有的喜欢玩挑战性的智力游戏…


stone vs cloth

有的喜欢看有益身心的书籍…


lao fu tze~

有的喜欢发呆…


zzz

有的喜欢自拍…


cute?


puke?


a big close up!


nice tongue anyway..

有的不喜欢自拍…


i can see the happiness showed by 3 people only..


they are brothers
they are sisters
so, there are 2 couples..

学生们有可爱的一面,也有可笑的一面…


please refer to the color when you're reading..
everybody loves chooi haw~
the sentence doesn't goes wrong in grammatical way, but i'm doubting to put a tick for the sentence..

这短短的一星期内,我的小鸟还是短短的,我再次感受到被爱的感觉…
我并无通知学生们那天将会是我的最后一天,只有老师们懂…

很感动的,未仆先知的他们不约而同地请我吃东西,热泪盈眶的我只想说一句:

太多/太饱了啦!


i ordered 1 set meal of spicy chicken mcdeluxe, but then i got 1 set meal of filet o fish, 1 bowl of pasta and 1 packet of pasembur for FREE!

回忆里的东西往往都是最美丽的,对吗?


i played this eraser game with them..
it reminds me of my childhood..

Monday, November 23, 2009

TODAY is a new start for me!

是不是这样的夜晚你才会这样地想起我?

上个星期的我,和这个星期的我,依然是我,依然一表人才…

前天至昨天…

对!

是从前天早上一直忙到昨天傍晚,超过了24小时,体力透支!

为了慧音社义卖园游会的筹备加实行,而搞得身心疲惫不堪的我,安全到家后,还是来得及在我未断气前,发短讯给那些为了我两肋插刀的生死之交们,献上礼貌性的道谢。
  1. 永远不会拒绝帮忙我的忠儿
  2. 人略胖心却棒的丰兄
  3. 不会把良心当狗肺煮来吃的南无良
  4. 昨天头发扁扁的元华师兄
  5. 跑啊跑,晕啊倒的浚维
  6. 做了半头玉米烫的骏翔
  7. 谭伟伦
让我再一次说声谢谢你,在我生命中的每一天~

还有,为什么今天是一个新的开始呢?

原因有3个:
  1. 今天短暂的停歇是为了走明天更冗长的征途,又有新的人、事、物在等着我了…
  2. 今天开始,我家的streamyx contract到期了,除了上班时间外,我不会有什么机会online了…
  3. 今天是星期一…
p/s: P1 W1MAX和TM Streamyx的agent们,快来打我的主意吧~
Digi/Maxis/Celcom/U-mobile的broadband们,我也会考虑你的哦~

在此送上小小祝福给那些正在为工作而工作,为考试而考试的家庭成员、亲戚、朋友们:

春眠不觉晓,处处闻啼鸟~

Saturday, November 21, 2009

i have too many moodies

I feel like wanna kill somebody, yet I can't.

I feel like wanna love somebody, yet I can't.

I feel like wanna  lazy on my bed, yet I can't.

I feel like wanna have more times to be spent, yet I can't.

I feel like wanna stop blogging, yet I can't.

Those feelings came to me when i wake up early in the morning.

A lot of bad news, disappointments, boredom were queuing up nicely to treat me badly.

No doubt, those moodies are not yet harmful to me..
Anyway, I'm still alive.

There is a fellow proved that every optimistic people will also have the pessimistic side too.

So am I!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Private and Confidential!

ARGH!!!
啊!!!

Most of you must be so curious when you all try to review my previous blog about my working environment, right?
亲爱的读者,当你们再度回味我以往所写过有关我新工作环境的帖子时,你们是否觉得很好奇呢?


Yaya, some of the previous pictures have been changed to this bald head!
对,部分的照片已被这死光头仔取代了!

I have been advised that if i keep on uploading the pictures of my current company, i may get sued in the future.
我被告知如果我继续上传我公司的照片,我可能会被起诉。

Since i'm not the person who have many balls, so i better follow the advice...
既然我是个没种的人,我只好朝着懦夫这方向发展…

You want freedom in blogging?
你要成为自由的博客?

Then be prepared to be fined or jailed lo~
那代价就是被处以罚款/囚禁咯~

Monday, November 16, 2009

T.G.I. Friday!

HAHA

Sorry, this post is actually got nothing related to the TGI Friday's Bar, you've been conned to follow my blog.

What i'm gonna blog about is..

still my mechanical plus boring working life on last Friday!!

At morning, i was yawning while moaning about my farking dull working life..

The god seemed like has received my complaints, so he threw me a disc and tried to give me a hint..
I was wondering will it be a porny video or the self camwhoring pictures of him and his bitches?


no more thick paper report with plenty pages anymore, yeah~
but it's a report in pdf file with plenty pages ALSO!!

I swore to myself that i will stay focus and no more fishing in front of the PC that much..
Oh ya, luckily i woke up at my lunch time, phew~


speed to the canteen like a panther just to buy this!!
and the drink is totally FOC as long as you queue up properly..

I'm full.
I'm sleepy.

After receiving the motivation from my girl(s), i can barely sweep away my sleepiness..

So, it's solidworks session again~

I drew a rachet this time.
Erm, what is rachet?
It's a thing that used to be appeared in a machine lo, go and google it if you like.


it's kinda cool when u try to read this sentence:
Rachel is drawing a rachet.


rachet in naked mode~
if possible, i prefer to see rachel in naked mode lo..

Those pictures below are simply the close-ups for rachel's rachet's body part:


handle


transition


head


recess


pocket


wheel hole


rachet hole
but not rachel's hole!!

Hey, why my watch still showing 2pm?!

ARGH, i wanna go home now, i'm bored!!!

Suddenly, my colleague came and asked me why i'm still sitting here?

OMG, now i realized my watch stopped at 2pm!

I fast fast packed all my stuffs, fast fast went to the toilet, and fast fast ran to the motor park, but slow slow drove back to home because..

SAFETY 1st!

Oh ya, why the title was T.G.I. Friday?

Because, thank god it's FRIDAY!!

p/s: gonna attend the dating with my girlssssssss at night~

Sunday, November 15, 2009

i wish to have more times!!

很忙!

一天只有24个小时是不够的!

如果有25个小时的话,

那时钟就会变得有点畸形了…

今天,趁着慧音社佛教义卖园游会的开会空档,我在我的手机里草拟了一个to-do list,才发觉我有点忙…

To-do list

HYS food fair
  • D allocation of dustbins n helpers
  • Find helpers
Business plan
  • Prepare, mail, and meet with d PIC
Job fair
  • Bring documents, attend
Facebook
  • Upload pic, mafia, surfing
Blog
  • Korean dinner, movie, working
Songs
  • Pick, convert n transfer
Housework
  • Fold, tidy clothes
  • Clean d room
Internet service
  • Survey, n apply
Laptop
  • Format, window 7
MRC outing
  • 18/12, photographer, cd making
Buddha camp
  • 17/12 - 20/12, helper
Others
  • Return jacket to weyjang
  • Service motor
  • Withdraw, deposit money

在此,先向我的女朋友说声抱歉,完全没有空档的时间腾出来给你,希望你依然爱着我,因为我最爱的绝对是你,亲爱的…

Tilam~

晚安,我爱你

Friday, November 13, 2009

blogging during working IS PROHIBITED

今天是Friday of 13th,堪称黑色星期五

因此,我会很帅/衰吗?

有一个扑街讲过:
工作的时候就应该认真工作!

我很赞同他的说法,不过赞同和实践是两回事,所以说…

吹咩?

P/S:只有blogging才能使我的人生更加的人生化~

昨天是第4天上班,精神不是很奕奕的我,正浏览着血气方刚的网站,不料那位Production Engineer又出现在我的身后了…

他出现的目的是什么呢?

A. 介绍我更多血气方刚的网站,顺便和我一起分享其内容?

还是

B. 把一本超级厚的机械工程报告抛在我桌前?

答案很明显,是A…

才怪!

this is just the report of 1 project only...
still many project reports are queueing just for me!!!

内容是什么呢?
再也不是血气方刚的图片挑逗性的文字了…
而是我一概不通的机械零件的组装过程,还有密密麻麻的大悲咒

all the detailings of a machine~
i dunno at all!
oya, i just realise that those transformers are built by many many parts such as nuts, screws and also rusty steel..

幸亏,整个文件夹内有一页是我稍微看得懂的~

haha, this is the only page that i can totally understand what it means..
no doubt, it's the paper that seperate the files into two partitions lo~
am i clever?

幸亏我是理科大学建筑系毕业的,才懂得这页应该是把所有文件分隔成2个部分的一张纸,你们懂咩?

读了一整个早上,我觉得工程师并不是说想做就能做了,最起码你也得填妥一份应征表格先…

午餐过后,我决定放弃了…

睡意/便意来袭,唯有跑去玩我的SolidWorks还过好!

i can do it in more detailed edi..
but yet to be a professional..

昨天,我整个人很恍惚,上厕所6次,竟然有3次是忘了关拉链的,而我还穿蕾丝鱼网内裤咧…

直至收到她的短讯,心情顿时从阴天转换成太阳天再转换成雨天

因为我的手机被barred了,在无能为力之下却又想回复她,我只好随便在窗口捉了一只白鸽…

一直在等放工的我,等着、等着…

终于…

有点尿急了!

想说先上个厕所,出来后却发现…

拉链又没关!

晚上的节目可丰富了,美食佳肴,美女如云,没钱了…
照片们即将被索得,先买好你们的爆米花吧…

佛陀说:有缘千里来相见,今晚记得看照片!

老板向着我走来了,掰~

Thursday, November 12, 2009

1111

今天是11月11日,有人称之为光棍节,也就是给那些单身的人专属的一天,无聊是吧?

过几年会不会有“寡妇”节、 “鳏夫”节、“结婚了不过丈夫因多年前无故失踪”节、“自己的妻子跟吴刚奔向月球”节呢?

单身这字眼,对我来说,仿佛近在眼前,远在天边~

有些东西不能强求,越想得到,越得不到,一切随缘吧!
(摘自佛经之playboy篇)

11月11日,姑且不谈什么光棍节,因为日子还是得过,难道政府会因此而放我们假吗?

今天,统统聚在一起,是可喜还是可悲呢?

- 滨滨的大姐生了个儿子,母子平安,他升级当爸爸舅舅了
- 老板今天没来上班
- 亲爱的鱼儿病得5颜6色,得好好照顾身体
- 公司里死气沉沉的

今天是我第3天工作日,一如往常的,我还是一表人才~

本想混水摸鱼地偷得浮生半日闲,不料那位循循善诱却目露凶光的Production Engineer把一叠厚厚的钞票参考书丢在我桌前,叫我学学这画画的软件…


Solidworks Office Premium

SolidWorks绝对比Window的Paint多功能一点点…

如果那些是建筑系的朋友,AutoCAD你们应该很厉害了吧…
不过那些工程系的朋友们,虽说有些是懂AutoCAD,但他们比较常用这SolidWorks咯…

今天,小弟花了整个早上,才学了一丁点入门的东西,好累!


due to the cheap CPU processor, it took almost 5 mins to finish the loading..


i can barely do a simple block  by just following the instructions on the book..


yeah, finally i can do something more than just a block..
it attached with a shinny surface some more..

 
i can transform it into top view, front view, right view and trimetric view with just 1 click~



futhermore, i can just simply change the texture/feature/colour of the block~
oya, i can write anything i like also..

无论如何,我并不是在班门弄斧,也不是挂羊头卖狗肉!

我只想说:玩玩罢了啦~

(至某人:我对你绝不是玩玩的!)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Meerkat Technology Sdn Bhd - LKT Industrial Berhad

嗨~

我想念的人有打喷嚏、发烧和感冒吗?
如果,你真的病倒了,请好好照顾自己,我尽量控制我对你的思念…

不过,我一整天都没打喷嚏,是否意味着你没在想我呢?

言归正传,以上的标题是不是很像一家工厂的名字?

没不对!

就是一间工厂 - Meerkat Technology Sdn Bhd - LKT Industrial Berhad



meerkat stands for?

第二天上班,终于不用再坐在电脑前,浏览着一些无聊的色情网站了…

我跟随其中一位Production Engineer,叶同事去制铁厂吹吹铁风(?)

待会儿你们所看到的照片,只是制铁厂的laser cutting section,冰山一角而已!
还有,我是冒着生命危险,拍了这些堪称“鸡蜜”机密的照片!
请不要告诉Meerkat的董事部,如果你们爱我的话…



this is the metal laser cutting area


the machine can cut the sheet metal into whatever shape as long as its thickness doesn't exceed 25mm


is this a travel bus?
with the plate number of 3050?
cutting machine la, of course!


nah, this is the interior of the "travel bus"..
feel free to have your seat and prepare for being CUT!


abang, tolong potong DIA!!


cutting session!!
flare flare flare~
nice shot, is it?

工作不忘娱乐,
只喜欢古天乐,
绝对是我做人的宗旨!

以下的照片是否是自拍照还是CXBXX照,得由你们来判断…


arrogant?!
luckily my double chin isn't come out..


i got 2 eyes, that's why i deserved for 2 specs!

该睡了,早8晚6的工,还真是有点闷,但愿能有个人能把我抱得紧紧,然后…

窒息!
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