Monday, November 30, 2009

ACCIDENT

来,长话短说…

我骑摩托发生意外。

上个星期四,我去了一个地方…
(这不是重点!)

我骑着摩托,前面有一辆蓝色轿车,我们同在一条单行道上…
(难道是火车轨道上咩?!)

i'm sure that we remain at the safe distance!

“说时迟,那时快”“说时快,那时迟”有什么不同?

蓝轿突然地,在转右的同时间,竟然还来得及打信号灯!
(那时间拿捏得刚刚好~)

很巧妙的,我整辆摩托就酱整个左侧身酱吻上那蓝轿的右侧身,好温馨啊~

yup, everything happen in all of a sudden!!!

蓝轿稳如泰山,我也不负众望的,英姿勃勃,没穿没烂。

我们各自把交通工具泊在一旁后,便开始谈情…

整个谈判过程都是他在掌控,我则以静待动。

蓝轿人:怎么办?
:(静静的)

蓝轿人:我的车现在有3个凹处了,怎么办?
:(还是静静的)

蓝轿人:这辆我刚买一个星期罢了,我很照顾它的…
:(依然静静的,不过却注意到那蓝轿全身早已沾满灰尘和一些刮花痕了,确定是新的?!)

蓝轿人:你骑太快了…
:(不能再静静了,因为我根本没骑很快!)Uncle,是你突然转弯后才打信号灯的,我已经按紧急刹车了…

蓝轿人:(轮到他静静了,然后转移话题)哇,这3个凹处,修理费要RM700-800咯…
:(好想笑,当我是水鱼咩,不过我不想跟他吵…)噢,是吗?我还是学生咧,RM700-800我没有…

蓝轿人:酱,怎么办?
:(沉默是金)

蓝轿人:算了啦,RM100,你有吗?
:没有哦,我的钱包只有RM50罢了…

蓝轿人:唉,随便啦,50就50啦,下次小心点…
:Thank you, sorry, bye~

By theory, he was the one who deserved to be hit...
By law, I was the one who at fault if we go to make a police report later...
Obviously, I was the one who hit him!

有人说,我根本就不用赔偿他,不过由于他从头到尾整个交谈中,都没有恶言相送,所以我心情还不错啦~

塞翁失马,焉知非福

p/s:阿福,你几时才来呢?

17 comments:

Zack said...

心情还不错,所以就给那个Uncle RM50。
下次你心情不错时也麻烦给我。

kc said...

walao.. so nice. next time also give me la.. i let u langgar my car abit.. LOL. and that day rmb to bring more money.. 100-200 lidat enuf d.. =D

cheekeong said...

watlao eh, i involved in an accident, some more wanna tease me?
i want some hugs and kisses la..

oh, not from you, zack..

monsterbaby said...

在那里遇害?

cheekeong said...

哈哈,讲到好像是凶杀案酱…

回答你咯,案发现场是one-stop附近…
如果你遇到他的话,可以麻烦你帮我讨回那RM50吗?

rongping.lo said...

he is really a 蓝轿人
蓝轿人
蓝轿人
蓝轿人
蓝轿人
蓝轿人

cheekeong said...

这位蓝轿人,其实还有点超级白呢~

Huiying said...

沉默果然是金哦!很佩服你有这样高的EQ……
如果是我,我看我没你这等好脾气了吧?呵呵。
因为明明就是他错嘛!

Barack said...

对咯!!
害你不能来出席(其实你想来的吗)哈哈。
下次别遇上蓝轿人了,换个草知白也不错。

monsterbaby said...

好的,我帮你通缉他,请给我他的车牌。。。
今晚买toto看看,中了给你RM50。。。

HonG said...

若不中汝也给咱RM50

我的厕所 said...

你的阿福就快来了啦。。。给点耐心,慢慢等吧。。。

szelynn said...

not bad le lo.. last time i just "accidentally touched" a car little bit only.. the crazy aunty want me to pay rm 100.. i said i only have rm60 with me but she still insisted me paying her rm100.. some more follow me to the bank.. walao

cheekeong said...

to huiying:
my EQ just okok nia, just feel that if both of us talk in harsh way, sure will get thing worse only..

to barack:
really sorry, if the accident didnt occur, for sure i will attend the dinner..

to chris:
then faster kena la..
i'm waiting impatiently..

to hong:
文言文?!

to your toilet:
阿福来就好,技安别来…

to szelynn:
aiyo, seems like yours 1 more pity leh..
phew, luckily he didnt ask me to withdraw the RM100 from the bank for him..
oya, i think he saw my muscle, thats why..

我的厕所 said...

通常它们两都在一起的...你最好小心点...哈哈...

KeLLy said...

wow, u so keng ~ high eq ^^

cheekeong said...

to your toilet:
我要宜静!

to kelly:
where got high wor, if really high then i no need to "spent" my RM50 lo..

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