Monday, November 2, 2009

i kena lottery because of YOU~

对!

我中马票!

中多少?!
(这应该才是你们真正关心的八,八公八婆的八!)

先说说故事的来龙去脉…

话说,很难得的,今天中午有一位女生竟然在百忙中抽空sms我,而且内容绝对是温馨的!

受精受宠若惊的我,为了庆祝这难能可贵的一瞬,便奔驰至附近的投注站,投下了神圣的两票(火箭和蓝眼?),买了2个号码…

哪2个号码,我不想讲,吹咩?

总之,这2个号码花了我RM6

就在这滂沱大雨的夜晚,我突然想起成绩出炉了,打开youporn.com damacai.com.my后,我…

好兴奋啊~

我买的其中一个号码12反地开在安慰奖!

知道这个消息后,我第一时间跑去厕所,纯粹尿急…

i kena lottery because of you, my dear~

第二时间,我在msn通知了她一声,以示感谢!

:我要如何报答你呢?不如让我来照顾你的下半生,好吗?
:我的下半身,你碰都别想碰!!
:……

在一番打情骂俏下…

:请我一碗laksa和2杯冷饮,就够了~
:2杯,你1杯,我1杯hor?
:2杯都是我的,因为我怕辣,你吃自己啦!
:……

说真的,区区1碗laksa和2杯冷饮,真的是何足挂齿?!

噢,我忘了检查我中了多少钱…



RM5罢了?!

数学,你们会吗?

6 - 5 = ?

还要打肿脸皮充胖子,请客?!

p/s:请客归请客,重点是我约到她了,春宵一刻值千金!

18 comments:

-xIaNzz- said...

这才是你最后的目的~==

cheekeong said...

hahahaha
you got me~

rongping.lo said...

这才是你最后的目的~==

Barack said...

这应该是你最后的目的??

cheekeong said...

to rongping n barack:
you all go nothing else to say liao meh?

typ said...

i got...i want you treat me eat also.... wahaha...

cheekeong said...

ok, you slow slow wait la..

rongping.lo said...

to keong and barack

yes, you're right

Emmanuel Adebayor said...

Oh, new blog!!

cheekeong said...

lalala~

Joannnnnnnnn said...

你真的中啊?
酱容易?
zomok我没有中的?得空你帮我买下,或许你比较lucky.

cheekeong said...

haha, my ability is able to kena RM5 only..
wont kena big big 1..

haha~

kenwooi said...

you kena lottery or what?
i cant readdd.. =P

kenwooi.com

Van Persie said...

Fuck, Adebay0r you also read his blog. If like this I don't want read liao, because last time you kick my face. CB you

cheekeong said...

to kenwooi:
why you dunno how to read chinese?

to van persie:
don't bring your personal stuff into my blog..

Arsene Wenger said...

To chee keong,

Sorry, I will scold my player TIAM TIAM..

Pat Rice said...

to chee keong:

i will replace arsene wenger, sooner!

Tony Wan said...

LOL....

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