Friday, August 28, 2009

don't get fainted anymore!

27/8(四)雨天

这个农历七月,我完全忘记了是鬼门关打开的日子,连续几天的倾盆大雨,现在我怕槟岛被淹没还多过被鬼吓呢!

今天,一如往常的,我竟然睡醒了…(如果我睡不醒的话,就惨了…)

早上醒来,拥有魔鬼身材的慈祥妈妈,把从外面打包回来的早餐捧到我面前,我随便嗑了两口,便再也啃不下了…

因为有一些东西一直在我脑海里飞来飞去,那就是苍蝇!
(至亲爱可恶的苍蝇:你飞就好了啦,干嘛还要停在我的早餐上?!)

看着蝇狂妄的行为,我无语问天…

苍蝇飞来飞去,我却在露台里走来走去,看着窗外的落叶纷飞,让我突然想淫湿吟诗…

咻咻咻、嘀嗒嘀嗒、轰隆隆然后哗啦啦这些象声词们渐渐被听到…
卡拉呱啦、西历沙拉、发嗒马嗒然后嗒拉麻哩这些象声词是我写爽罢了…

下雨了!

不过,我想出外运动的念头却未曾被动摇!(只因我已经与他们约好了,而且还发毒誓说谁放飞机的话,就要向大家承认罗兰是他的性幻想对象!)

滂沱大雨迎面而来,我竟然滴水不沾,难道我已练成防水之仙术了吗?!
(我在车里)

我们(我,他1还有他2)抵达了健身房后,竟然发现…

其他健身者!

跑步机、脚踏车、举重、饮水机还有一大堆不知名的健身仪器纷纷被我们用完后,高潮即将登场!

一向以运动出名的他2,曾在无数次的登山、越野、短跑、长跑、马拉松、竞走比赛中屡得佳绩,甚至代表槟州亦或者是大马出国比赛,体能无限好的他,基本上夕阳也是无限好的…

*来了来了,故事渐渐紧张了,拿稳你们的爆米花*

当时的他2正在踏脚车,性取向不是很明朗的我也在他2旁边陪踏着…

踏呀踏,速度越来越快的他2,边看着电视上的美女,边奚落我!
我只能说我太有型了,因为我完全没有看他2一眼~

直至我听到他2用软弱无力的声音跟我说:Keong,来扶我,我要晕了…

憋着不笑的我,看着他2如此沉重的表情,才发现事情有点大条了!

跑过去扶着他2以后,他2立即把全身的重力往我肩膀压,我差点也因此跌倒!
我尝试扶着不醒人事的他2想往前走,无奈我移动不了他2,很紧张的我一直在寻找他1,以求增援,可是他1却不在,我顿时领悟到子欲养而亲不在的那种感觉…(?!)

青青河边草,有一个善心人士伸出小叮当之手,和我夹手夹脚地把他2给扶到一旁…

说时迟,那时快!
差不多有5、6个健身教练一窝蜂酱涌来,把他2修理了一番!

他2终于被修好了!


you have six packs in your abdomen, but u get fainted...
meanwhile
i don't have any muscle, but i never get fainted!

其实有没有6块肌真的是不重要,重要的是不要再晕倒了!

18 comments:

Zack said...

What happen with him?
Just suddenly fainted?

cheekeong said...

i think he was overusing his energy lo..

siao 1!

MalboroHonG said...

this gin na
dun wan say him liao
like this fainted
boh yeng 1 lo XD

kenwooi said...

got 6packs doesnt mean whole body strong ma.. haha.. =P

kenwooi.com

cheekeong said...

to ahong:
we had teased him along the way back to home last night..
keep on teasing..
u may join us later..

to kenwooi:
maybe you are right, but its shocked to see him fainted yesterday..

Mild Seventy said...

so many comment on this gin na, his fainted is worth zor.

jun wei said...

fainted nia ma..
chui meh...
but thx for your help..

cheekeong said...

cigarette again..

junwei, you're welcome..
but, hope that i will be there if you get fainted AGAIN

HonG said...

to MalboroHonG
ah hua..don use my name...

cheekeong said...

oh!
i tot the malborohong was you..
sorry..

and i wonder why there is an anonymous that don't dare to use his real name?!

sindy said...

哈哈哈哈哈,运动员人生一大污点!!!!

cheekeong said...

aiyoyo, no need say so harsh to him mah..

he is quite pity and need your caring leh..

hug him tightly..

sindy said...

也要看他要不要吧??哈哈。。。
他还是最棒的啦。

cheekeong said...

haha, he should be so happy to hear that..

anyway, take care~

jun wei said...

thx u sindy..
i know u alwasy support me...
thx thx..

cheekeong said...

to junwei:
what is alwasy?

-xIaNzz- said...

swt~ why will fainted like tht==

cheekeong said...

i also dunno..
but he is awake now..
luckily..

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