呆

咻咻咻~

那个风一直一直地吹！
好冷啊~

计划有变！

结果什么都没有，还病了！

忙里偷闲

这篇entry其实早就准备好，只是找不到适当的时间upload罢了。

被困在那无聊烦闷的工作生活中，我再也压抑不住了，我终于鼓起了我生平中的第二次勇气（第一次是上次的约会，而且第三次即将来了）向我那亲爱的姑姑请了一星期假期！

只因荣滨诚意邀请我参加由槟城慧音社举办的第廿二届佛教儿童生活营，10/12/2008-13/12/2008：

强：酱老了还能报名参加儿童生活营咩？
滨：tmd, i'm asking u to come and help la..

在无奈以及无言之下，我答应了他，整个生活营我所获得东西是：

• 一件营衣、一个名片、一本小册子、一个有粘着我职位（总策划）粘纸的水瓶、以及一些纪念品。

有得必定也有失，我失去了：

• 睡眠、体力、精神、尊严以及和她的相处时间！

生活营一完，过后的善后工作依然还是很累，而且还要被蛇欺负，因为在打扫即将完毕时，发现了一条青蛇，不过走路很快的它逃走了（好像用错词汇了），不过却徘徊在慧音社内，搞得大家人心惶惶。

这个生活营就暂时告一段落吧。

休息一天后，我就匆匆忙忙地把饭吃完后，收拾了行李，与约好了的测凌（除去牙套的她多了一份成熟美哦，所以我决定公开她的华语名）、荣滨（始终是我最真挚的老死，可以共度下半生的人选）、哲丰（我绝不敢低估他那壮志--要去纽西兰挤牛奶）以及浚维（突然很靠近我们，莫非他是在打她的注意？！），早上八时半往吡叻州驶去！

• 第一站：

还是在槟城，因为我们在sunshine farlim附近的红茶馆享用西式点心。（只因浚维拿了一set mcD breakfast进茶楼，siao的！）

• 第二站：

还是在槟城，因为哲丰爸爸忘了拿钥匙去公司，唯有劳烦他那壮硕的儿子。（幸好我们还未在highway）

• 第三站：

在高速公路上时播放的老歌，令我想起那遥远的家乡（爸妈，我爱你！弟弟们就不管啦~），然后不知在哪一站的R&R，我把身体多余的水分排出来，而浚维却把多余的米-田-共排出。突然下起了大雨，应验了那句“天有不测风雨，心有凌犀一点通”。（？！）

• 第四站：

到了gua tempurung，原本打算挑战比较极限的tour package，不过却因为我迟了那半小时，结果唯有选那完全不具挑战性的package。虽然不是很满足，不过还是能苦中作乐，而且我又赚到独处的机会哦。（她好像故意走慢点等我呢~）

where is my darlynn?

• 第五站：

攀山越岭后，谁不会饿呢？

浚维喊：去吃老黄芽菜鸡！

不过我们迷了一点点路，浚维就打开车窗说亮话，用那不是很正的广东话问一起正在等绿灯的摩托骑士，结果那uncle直接用福建话回我们（浚维顿时黑头~）

because of air-cond, we decided to change location..

the tauge really crispy~

• 第六站：

我们在安记隔壁的土产店去买一些土产（我好奇的是明明就不是土做的），我买了一包老婆饼送给她，她却回赠我一瓶柠檬汁。

• 第七站：

驶往太平，因为哲丰/测凌的阿嫲有一间别墅（复古半独立式），只有他们的伯伯住在那儿罢了，我们决定在那儿度过下半生。

各自冲凉后，荣滨、哲丰和浚维打呼去了，剩我和她在客厅谈情说爱，过后却发生了一些小插曲，还我被阿嫲误会和挨骂。（详情不便多谈）

• 第八站：

本来打算要去zoo taiping的night safari，不过不知怎的，打消了这念头，我们享用了晚餐后（阿嫲请的，谢谢哦），就去载bernard（他们的堂弟），然后在taiping sentral购物广场里的star screen cinema看了《证人》。
不过买票前，我，测凌和bird在争论着twilight的真正含义，真的是好无聊啊！

their uncle (with a good hairstyle) and kindly amah~

what the fish!

really hungry!

• 第九站：

看完后，肚子还可以装下一只牛的哲丰想去吃宵夜，不过那宵夜真的很闷！（大家都爱睡了）

• 第十站：

回家后，你们以为会酱早入眠咩？在客厅，我们仔细聆听浚维的伟大爱情史，你们怎么也想不到她的故事是何其动人的！

大概两点多三点，各自入房后还是在pillow talk，也忘了几时才真正入眠。

• 第十一站：

睡醒了，收拾行李，阿嫲又再请吃早餐。（没有猪血的咖喱面和外叫一盒烧肉，还有一杯甜到入肺的barley冰！）

posturing while waiting for the others..

actually we were waiting for mr.snail!

do u all believe that this was the curry mee?

• 第十二站：

出发去bukit merah lake town，一路上我看见很多树、人、车和建筑物。

买了入场券后，我们就展开了一趟难忘的水上旅程。

依稀记得最消耗体力的活动是玩那大气球（好不容易爬上了，却忽略了某些小人的突袭，结果又要重新爬过！），最考验心脏的负荷能力是那高空滑落的活动（心脏仿佛要裂开，不过幸好我有plaster），最沉闷的莫过于只是浸在水里，什么都没做！

a wrist band that cost us RM30.00, if u want i can sell it for half price..

from left to right: A,B,C,D,E

the photographer really funny that time..

cos he trying to snap the photo with holding the camera inversely..
lol

这次的吡叻两天一夜就此告一段落吧……

掰掰！

from right to left: E,D,C,B,A

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• 第十三站：

是不是吓了一跳？
惊喜连连的blog才好玩嘛~

到槟城时发觉还未吃晚餐，反正此次的旅行花少少钱罢了，我们就决定花一笔巨款来满足自己的食欲！

很顺路的，我们经过e-gate的“道”餐厅，然后享用了蛮贵的自助餐，不过是值得的！实在是太多样化了！
我单单吃扇贝都吃了差不多十多粒，值回票价了吧！

我们还认识了其中一位服侍员，叫Daniel，chindian来的，所以非常帅！

看到他，我小鹿乱撞咧！（我开始怀疑自己的性取向了）

我决定不要她，而要他了！

我还留了一张纸条给他，叫他当晚call我，不过…

CRIMINAL#1 NG CHEE KEONG

CRIMINAL#2 NG SZE LYNN

CRIMINAL#3 RAYMOND LO ENG PING

CRIMINAL#4 NG CHIAT FONG

CRIMINAL#5 HOR JUN WEI

when we were small, we used to put the handkerchief around our neck, jz like them!

yam seng? kampai? or jz minum la?

still "ninja"ing, scallop/shuriken?

this is the proper way of "using" the scallop!

aiks.. what a lecherous look..

• 终站：

安全到家了啦！

不然还要加一个车祸咩？

豁出去！

我刚刚做了一件从我出生到现在不曾做过的事情！
做之前已经考虑了很久，还是决定。。

豁出去吧！

人生不要有遗憾

不知那结果会是画龙点睛，还是画蛇添足呢？

上帝保保佑，阿拉帮帮手，不过还是得靠你：

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观音妈！

to be continued..

Grandpa

I was staying at Rong Bing’s house last night because of some private stuffs. (18-PL)

Then after I woke up early at 9am morning, I decided to accompany him by hugging him tightly until 11am..

After having our brunch that prepared by his kindly mama (Thanks a lot, K-mama), I was going back to his bedroom for the sake of hunting mouse in his facebook. Then, I started to pack my laptop while he was busy with looking after his grandpa. (His grandpa was having the inconvenience in motion, so most of the time he just sit on his wheelchair)

All of a sudden, I heard a high-pitched scream (I think it was his mama’s yell) and also ah ping’s uncomfortable scream from the downstairs.

At first, I thought ah ping was scolding his maid, but when I saw his sister also ran down rapidly into the kitchen and then I realized that there must be something serious happened there.

So, I also speed to the kitchen, then I saw..

A bunch of naked bodies?!



No la..

Bloods all over the floor and i noticed that his grandpa’s forehead was bleeding!

Many fresh bloods flowed out just like a stream, suddenly I remembered a song like ‘row row row your boat, gently down the stream..’

Then, I saw his mama keep on mumbling that ‘it was our negligence..’ while pressing his wound with a towel and bandaged his forehead.

Her sound was a little bit sorrowful, I felt pity on her..

Meanwhile, ah ping was keep on talking to his grandpa so that he is in conscious mode. Luckily his grandpa still managed to talk as usual although the wound still in bleeding.

I think that he must be so painful right now!

His sister, his maid and I were helping to wipe away the bloods on the floor and grandpa’s body. We were holding grandpa tightly in case he fall down again. We were helping him changing his clothes while waiting for the ambulance.

But, the operator told us that the ambulance was out for other emergency! (wtf?! there is only 1 ambulance meh?!)

Without dragging any moment, ah ping decided to fetch grandpa by his own car. Ah ping and I were helping his grandpa up and moving him into the car, (his grandpa really heavy lo, almost one and a half heavier than me!)

Also, his mama was following us.

I was shocked before we start the engine, because his grandpa made something unusual. Grandpa keep on mumbling with a word “cut, cut ,cut..” but I dunno what’s it meant.

Then I called ah ping come forward cause I afraid that grandpa was starting talking nonsense. But after ah ping came, he realized that his grandpa’s was actually asking us remember to take the medic card.. (lol)

After we reached Penang Island Hospital, we moved grandpa directly into emergency room. The nurses were really professional, keep on talking, joking and caring on grandpa.

One of them is Indian but she knew how to speak hokkien fluently leh.

They were so friendly, next time if possible, I also wanna be tended by them. (choi!)

Due to some reason, ah ping and I had to leave the hospital earlier, so we have to leave his mama alone. (Sorry for cant accompany u, K-mama)

Mama didn’t blame me at all some more thanked me for the aid.

Then I tell her “don’t worried too much, grandpa will be ok soon” (this dialogue I learned from the Hong Kong drama)

On the way back, ah ping baru told me the whole happening:

At first, ah ping and his mama were moving grandpa onto a stool after his grandpa finished shitting.

They planned to clean his bottom and waiting for their maid to pour away the faeces.

Unfortunately, ah ping and mama didn’t realized that grandpa’s couldn’t sit properly already, and grandpa start to lean unnoticeable while yelling ‘argh.. argh..’ before he was falling.

When ah ping and mama realized that, it was too late already.

Grandpa's forehead hit on the floor, due to the friction between his forehead and the floor, grandpa's wrinkled skin had been torn and started to bleed.

The picture below can show how worst was the circumstance.

After I discerned this incident, I realized that the life of an aged person is really short, we must pay more attentions on them since they are still in this world!

So, I wanna accentuate that:

I love u, my grandpa!

For sure u will be able to attend my graduation convocation (sooner, on Aug 2009), attend my wedding (if I can get my darlynn), play with your grandchildren (1 dozen enough?) and the most important is all of us stay healthy, right?

remember to stay healthy!

RESULT

情场失意，考场也失意!

The curse has came true!

because of those attractions that appeared during last semester..

because of him..

because of her..

because of this..

because of that..

i was feeling lost and blue..

at first i don't know the effect was like that serious, now i knew it!

who/what should i blaming for?

now i realized i should have to concentrate on my study and..

don't play play in love affair anymore! (although i didn't manage to own her yet..)

or else u will get this kinda result!

BBBBBBBBBBB stand for best?

i really don't know why i can't score a better grade in several papers cause i beng beng answered in full page already!

where are my As?
i really miss them a lot..

i'm doubting about the lecturer's judgement, hahaha..

and i've got an equation via sms during my study week:

study = no fail ---------(1)
no study = fail --------(2)

(1)+(2)
study+no study=no fail+fail

(factorize it)
study(1+no)=fail(1+no)

hence,

study=fail

the equation has been proved!

the activities i do after surpassing the hectic exam period!

activity 1

情场失意，考场也失意!

忙完这些无谓的纸张后，我立即抛开一切（书包和铅笔盒），
跑去参加凯丽举办的bbq派对，这次的派对可以说不是很、很、很特别…

不过值得一提的是所有被邀者都能得到主人家无微不至地款待！

（有专人/佣人服侍，而且还劳烦凯妈故意跑去超市再帮我们进货，也亲自端饮品给我们， 真是太和蔼可亲了，谢谢！）

而且这次的bbq派对是完全免费的！

（不用给一分一毛，你能吃到酱多的肉类，你还能嫌咩？）

as usual, there must be something can eat lied on the stove..

barack was wondering where was his cooked sausage?

zack was tittering cause he knew that the sausage was inside his stomach, and ricky also the 1 who knew the truth...

深情款款or色情款款?

szelynn is always pretty~

其实当天的被邀者差不多有一座山酱高，有一片海酱阔（人山人海），只是有些来不及认识，而且也来不及合照，真是应验了中国人的一句：有缘千里来相会，无缘对岸不相逢。

activity 2

After the happy hour, i had been readied for my partime job (watlao eh, i had just started my holiday after exam week nia but had to start working liao?!) because my aunt - kathy ng had just opened a company at the Sungai Dua area nearby my university/hostel. She did ask me to work as a manager/shopkeeper/sale-assitant/storehand with my handsome youngest brother and cutest cousin.

The address was stated as below, please feel free to visit there or just simply wanna take a glance on me..

NYL COSWAY Stockist
Lot 7B, Ground Floor,
Tesco Extra Sungai Dua,
No 675 Jlan Sngai Dua,
11700 Gelugor, Penang, Malaysia.

The company open from 10am-10pm daily, so i woke up at the very early morning for the sake of making up myself. (i need almost 3 hours so that i baru can feel that little little self confidence of myself)

Start working lu..

my aunt served the troublesome client with a good manner...

my aunt was inspecting our performance, and i think i got 99 marks that day~

my aunt told me the only 1 mark she deducted was the failure of my make up!

after rated me, she want me to help her promote her company in my blog, and she promised me to give me the another 1 mark later...

the most happiest thing in my working life is..

chicken curry with no chickens inside, cause the chickens was jumping out and then had been fried!

from the slogan “吃喝玩乐”, u all should realized that 吃 is my main priority!

remember this logo, thanks!

告白？！

Actually this entry should be posted long long time ago 1..
But I was having my exam that time, until now only free to update my blog..

我还是写回华文吧...

还记得我整个study week都躲在家里，正在为隔天日文考试蛮努力复习复习再复习的我，由于不能上网（爸爸曾经不爽一个在telekom/tmnet做工的人，所以不想申请电话线），结果闷到抽筋。

还记得那天傍晚下着毛毛细雨，犹如小说般的情节，我望着窗外，想起了她（其实我每天都在想，不知她会不会感觉到，然后一直打喷嚏呢？），然后发现我的手机突然出现在我的视线范围之内（它应该是在暗示我该做些什么的），我就拿起它，写了：

这样的雨天，会更让我想念你。

就这样简单一句，也没想太多，发送给她了。
平时的她只是当我在开玩笑（其实我是认真的！），并不会有多大的回应的，不过我却收到酱的回复：

after received, i thought she is “敷衍”ing me..

after i replied, she strengthen her previous reply again..

this is d shockest message i received recently!

当收到第三封时，对男生们来说，仿佛得到了爱情旅程的车/飞机票，
不过当时的我真的是花了好几分钟在那边傻笑，到底现在该怎么办？
是不是时候打电话了呢？
打给999?
还是打给她，告白！

我真的是在家里走来走去，

（从房间走出客厅，从客厅走进厕所把小便该用的条状物品掏出后，却又不想小，收回后就回到房间看着没有开机的电脑荧幕）

然后嘴巴一直合拢不起来，

（真的是太紧张、太兴奋了，那种感觉真的是...）

好像傻仔酱！

正当我在想怎么回复时，

她打来了！

我可大概测量到，我的心跳绝不像常人那种扑通扑通地跳着，而是仆仆通扑通通的不规律地跳着，而且紧张到手都在发抖。

“喂，收到我的messages吗？有在想我吗？”

还有很多很多咄咄逼人告白的句子，我真的好紧张，说话比刘德华唱歌的抖音还要抖，不过当我发现她说话的语气、语法以及方式都略有不同，声音也有点不像平常时的她，还要骗我说她感冒，种种的迹象让我发现事有QK了...

你们猜对了，电话中的不是她，而是她的朋友！

我竟然被蒙在鼓里，虽然她的朋友是在她不知情下，把我玩得团团转，不过最后我还是有接到真正的她打来的电话，不过纯粹是为了解释这一切，害我又空欢喜一场。

唉！我真的是太自作多情了，爱情的入场券根本不会给我拿到的，好人卡就拿到一堆啦！

好人卡 - 当被告白要拒绝某人时，就会说：你人真的很好，只是我不适合你罢了，你找其他人吧。

想想看自己是什么新鲜萝卜皮，癞蛤蟆也想吃天鹅肉，发梦啦！

额外篇：
隔天的日文考试考得很差！

毕业了！

看到这标题是否以为我已毕业了？

photo hunt!

where are you, peyling?

16/11/2008，我去参加我好朋友的女朋友的毕业典礼，她终于完成了她的Diploma in Interior Design，在Equator Academy of Art.

那天，她全家人、亲戚朋友、邻居们都来观礼，好比终于盼到他们的女儿出嫁了~

他那非常疼惜她的男朋友，还买了一大束花送她呢，她有没有感动，我不懂，我只知道花终有凋谢的一天，不知到了今天，那束花还健在吗？

if give her carnation instead of roses, what would she think leh?

看着身边朋友一个个毕业了，然后都投身进入了社会这个大圈子，真的是发觉大家真的老了，自己也在被那不等人的岁月摧残着。

其实，我也快毕业了，不过还要等半年，我全家人真的很期待我能大学毕业，因为我是男方家族第一个大学毕业生，我爸爸能引以为傲，我也不想辜负他们对我的期望，真的很想威给他们看。

不过，我最想的是，朋友们的到来及祝福，还有她！

最后，还是想祝：

珮菱，毕业快乐！

跑吧！孩子

Finally, i finished my exam~

But i still remember that what has happened during my study week/exam week..

Everyday i read, revise, read, revise and then keep on repeating the same stuffy thing until the books also feel annoyed to see me anymore..
I will be more happier if u ask me to read and revise ‘she’ repeatedly..

One day, I was still repeating that tedious stuff, ‘tu..tu..’, I had received a message from my dear (this time not lynn la..), the content is shown below:

it's a simple but meaningful message

My dear asked me out for a healthy dating wor..

I wanna reject him but when I stare at my flabby belly, i know i'm gonna do something..

i was not trained for the belly dance!

After finished make up myself, I went and fetched him by my PDG 2375, it was a long journey that took me about 5 minutes!

treasure hunt!

All the details I displayed was real, and all the kidnappers are welcome!
Before he get kidnapped, we were managed to reach the Penang Botanical Garden and yet to take a photograph.
But he didn’t want to be captured with me la.. (I wonder why she also did the same thing to me too..)

see? his round round face had told you all that why we wanna run..

Then, what else?

RUN la..

On the way, you all guess what I discovered?

A Godzilla?

he is wondering when will his darlynn married him..

A bunch of eye catchers?

white shirt + water = ...

There is nothing special but I found a hidden lotus pond when we jogged into an alley way..

the scene really harmony till you really forget what's your surname..

It was just like a fairyland, I can feel the green..

The brown..

The blue..

And..

(Please refer to ICI color diagram)

Also, i saw..

the women will conquer the football field soon..

are they replacement of Lee Chong Wei?

the sexy pose was the main factor of the boost of her income..

One and a half hour had passed, sweats and exhausted are the only two words in my mind.

Eh! Fruit seller, Mrs. A (I dunno her name, everytime I called her auntie nia, maybe she also called lynn?), can u give me this, this and this?

I love u the most, starfruit, just like how much i love her!

camwhoring with my dear starfruit~