Tuesday, April 27, 2010

do you have your BLD daily?

BLD是什么?
猜中者,恭喜你。
猜不中者,不恭喜你。

上个星期日,你记得你做过什么事吗?
小了几次便?
小完后有稍微抖了一下吗?

是的,这么无聊的事情,谁会记得?
不过,我记得…
我抖了一下,把小鸟收进内裤的当儿,又把它掏出,因为还有余尿…

过后又抖了一下

早餐,我在厨房里发现了…
(请忽略我的孖烟囱)

cereal + egg + me in boxer look..

天降之福,我向天公拜了一下,不料有一只手搭在我肩膀上说:

“老兄,这些都是我买的,你干嘛拜天公?”

对了,你们觉得我打开那麦片包装后,会直接放入口里,干嗑吗?
神经病,麦片是酱煮的:

cereal

肤浅的你们,一定不知道麦片也可以打蛋进去咧?
肤浅的你们,一定不知道我其实没有打蛋进去咧?

因为…

half-boiled egg

它们都是独立个体…

(我煮完半生熟蛋后,才发现宿舍没有酱油、胡椒粉,那种淡淡的蛋蛋味,真是难啃!)

就这样,充满蛋蛋幽香的口腔,女友拒绝接吻,一气之下,我强…
迫自己去刷牙。

听着无聊的水滴声(故意关不紧水龙头)
看着无聊的电视机(是的,电视机)

potato crisp

很无聊的咬着薯片,咬着咬着…

咬着咬着…

咬着咬着…

















醒来后,妈妈打电话来:“强,吃午餐了没? ”
我回答:“!!”

饿意突然来袭,从口袋里拿出随意门,打开一看…

还是一样的场景。

为了不再耽搁任何时间,我把随意门拆开后,把所有零件小心翼翼地放回各自的盒子后,匆匆忙忙地出门享用午餐:

char siew chicken rice + 1 small rice

吃饱了,竹蜻蜓我忘了带,不过我是有随身携带时光机的那张桌子啦…

我乘时光机回去告诉那个还未出发前的我,记得带竹蜻蜓…

不过,我不自觉地分析了一下,照理来说,酱我应该会有带竹蜻蜓出来才对啊…

觉得很奇怪的我,又再一次乘坐时光机回到那个“乘坐第一次时光机的我回去通知还未出发去吃午餐的我记得拿竹蜻蜓”的时刻,发现…

我有点累了,故事你们自己接!

由于累了,晚餐一切从简,一粒汉堡包,陪我度春宵。

burger egg with only egg inside!!
zzz

(我吩咐室友帮我买burger egg,照常理来说penangite应该听得懂这是什么吧,不过我得到的是一粒只有蛋的汉堡包 T.T)

Now you know?

BLD stands for:

B _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
L _ _ _ _
D _ _ _ _ _

7 comments:

YiNg said...

i usualy no B leh =((

cheekeong said...

eh, cannot la..
you must have your B cos it's d 1st meal for the whole day..

must appreciate it and enjoy it~

Zack said...

BLD all also I cooked by myself.
Today's B = Hashbrown + Ham + Sauage
Today's L = Fried String Bean + Green Pepper Potato
Today's D = Think later :P

Zack said...

The previous post is after I go to offcie, this post is after back to home.
I work 12hrs today!!!
What else I can eat for my D?

cheekeong said...

wow, you dropped by here twice a day wor..

erm, go and cook la since you like to cook..

szelynn said...

what is burger egg?

cheekeong said...

watlao, hard to answer leh..

inside should have a burger slice that wrapped with the poached egg..

that 1 with only poached egg inside called egg banjo la..

my housemate really wtf la..
wrong buying d, some more wanna tease me cos add 40 cents, inside got burger slice d..

fuck it

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