我不是梁智强，而是吴志强！

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想必大家都在追看梁智强的新片，好看吗？
请大家给梁太太一个尊敬的掌声，至于梁导的“演技”，我不予置评…

我人在KL了，谢谢大家的关心。
（为什么我会躲债躲到KL去，只因我风流倜傥，有数不尽的情债）

很好的工作机会，让我匆匆忙忙地带了两棵葱，就这样地走了…

朋友们知道后，反应两极化：

1. YES~他滚了！
2. NO~他还是在马来西亚！

我有过无数次替朋友饯行的经验，那伤感是有的；
不过直至被饯行前一天与那一刻，那伤感却是不同的，因为…

看着人家拿着一大堆行李和自己拿着一大堆行李的感觉是有差别的！

手很痠咯！

facebook朋友有很多的我，3次欢送会的参与人数却只占了那区区的2%…
这证明了网络世界的我与现实世界的我还是有差的…

1st - MRC之小型芝士蛋糕没有砸脸的欢送会

cheese cake

prize giving ceremony?!

I'm holding a cheese cake.

(this is the best caption i ever wrote)

I'm cutting the cheese cake.

(this is also the best caption i ever wrote)

she is teacher Tham..

the kids used to call her Donald Tham..

cos in chinese, they converted 谭老师 into 唐老鸭

teacher Lim is as cute as a kitten..

ohya, don't bring any spider-like item for her, or else you will hear a loud scream later..

he is as big as me..

i mean his body..

and he is heavier than me as well..

ohya, he's just standard 5..

谢谢陈悦缜小弟弟为我买了一粒每人只准吃一块的蛋糕，你用买蛋糕为借口，打破了你的猪仔扑满，其实是想买项链给女朋友，对吗？

谢谢谭霖镁师，把我带进小孩的世界里，提前让我懂得当爸爸的心情与经验，让我用无限的父爱来教导他们，只是他们用不屑的表情来报答我，我很“感动”！

谢谢林秀丽师，无时无刻成为我说笑与讥讽的对象，娇滴滴的你往往让我有种酥麻的感觉，就好像我小完便后都会抖一抖那快感~

谢谢Cikgu Lim，你的存在是无可取代的，因为你是发薪水给我的人…

2nd - 大家都做工了还用学生卡炸毁红箱子的欢送会

i'm just talented only..

hor kit

yes, you've made it!

is it some sort of motivation advertisement?

ricky teoh

he was enjoying the enjoyment..

hong

woo~

barack

roar!!!

tidbits, i hate it!

cos it charged us RM9 per bowl..

and i was being forced to order 3 bowls, compulsory!!!

meatballs, perhaps..

coffee, tea or me?

i put the camera on the TV and clicked the timer function..

but i was not yet ready la!

手握麦克风，口中念念有词，这就是唱歌！

吃自助餐最可喜的是有吃不完的食物，最可悲的也是有吃不完的食物。
由于浪费食物不是美德，我们也帮忙清理隔壁房的剩菜…

认真唱歌我们不会，把歌词故意唱错，把歌曲故意唱走音，这才是我们的王道！

不过真正厉害的人是能在会唱和不会唱之间游走，词错得来又有点对，音走得来又有点美！
拍拍胸口，我咯！

能在临走前，奉献我那幽灵优美的歌声，你们三生有幸了，第四生我是没有担保啦…

再一次，谢谢。

3rd - 我叫了一杯Ice Blended Mocha却不怎么好喝的OldTown欢送会

ricky teoh

the organizer of this farewell event..

really appreciate his effort..

but why must expose your armpit hair?

desmond tung

just being promoted lately..

so, that night is actually his night but not mine..

congrats and thanks..

ryan koay

i called him at the very last minute..

luckily, he did appear..

it's hard to date him 1, u know?

hong

he is a very talented person..

barack

everytime sure got his own pose..

namoliang

this is the better photo i have..

if you're not satisfied with it, do call 999 for the amendment..

lee nan

she is the most mysterious girl that i wish to own her but always get rejected..

phei nee

she is as cute as before..

i also wish to queue up for owning her..

yet, i cant because..

i'm a gay..

ohya. this is my melted ice blended mocha..

hahahaha

cute~

yes, ahong is cute..

phei nee n me..

finally i can snap with you d..

always miss the chance lastime..

ricky n me..

i like the 2nd pic very much~

miss you so much!

brack n me

d 2nd pic is cute!

hong n me

hide behind me can make you look more tiny?

namoliang n me

wearing a cap at night?!

this is the coolest group photo!

every1 stood in dispersed way..

亲爱的忠儿，辛苦你的左右拇指传简讯，才促成此次的聚会，美中不足是你忘了叫我最心爱的女人哦，惟有等下次的欢送会咯…（下次？）

喝着冰冻的咖啡，却被周遭朋友们的热情问候与祝福给温暖…

一转眼，小时了了，大了更佳的朋友们，都朝自己理想奔去，我也是…

突然感概人生的旅程，我走了24 年，前面还有126年！

对了，我的目标是当一个150岁的人瑞博客！

读到这里，有没有一点感伤的氛围？

槟城的女朋友们，请继续爱我，因为我生于斯，长于斯，死于斯，我一定会遵守我们那忠贞不渝的誓言！

吉隆坡的女朋友们，我来了！

我是个花心大萝卜吗？

应该不是，因为我怎样看都不像一条萝卜…

谢谢，再见槟城~