全槟佛教手语观摩赛

25/4/09 星期六

很荣幸的我有份参与筹备今天在马来西亚佛教总会举办的全槟佛教手语观摩赛。

• 1400

MBA - Malaysia Buddhist Association

包括我，只有5个工作人员参与筹备功夫罢了，而且当中是3男2女，总归来说只有3个男生在搬排500张的椅子，真的是他X的超累！

• 1900

仪式正式开始！

我却被安排去维持交通秩序，虽说这也是一个不可缺的职位，不过我还是觉得他们大材小用了我 :p

this is my working site, i had to make sure that there is no any unknown visitors trespassing the VIP parking floor.
was my task that "heavy" enough?

meanwhile, junwei was responsible to direct the visitor to the right destination

比赛开始了…

the best couple?
no la..
they were the emcees the night~



every team performed nicely to gain a better mark...


they were the prettiest and honourable judges that night...

评判终于选出一队冠军队，无可否认她们是冠军队，因为全部都太美了，又年轻又有天使身材，魔鬼脸孔…

they were the champion!


i think the most best outfit prize must go to them lo, damn attractive leh~

看完那养眼的服装打扮后，我忍不住往厕所跑了一趟，而且还发现了…

then, where should i emit my urine leh?

比赛终于告一段落了，掰掰！

guan keet's back was damn sexy actually~

幕后花絮：

what's wrong with the most right hand side dude's expression?


i noticed junwei snapped me secretly~


i noticed it again!

感谢各位筹委们的拔刀相助！

photo hunt me!

f**k off all rapists!!

i noticed this article when i view through the star paper last friday...

Friday April 24, 2009

Girl: I was a sex slave to dad and brother

GEORGE TOWN: Police have detained a father and son after a 13-year-old girl claimed that she had been a sex slave to them for the last four years.
Police nabbed the father, aged 42, and son, 15, at their home in Bukit Mertajam on Wednesday. Police have obtained a seven-day remand order for the two suspects.
The girl, in her police report, claimed that her father and brother had been taking advantage of her since she was nine.
She claimed she had been raped by her father at home and in a forest near her house, while her brother had repeatedly molested her at home.
State CID chief Senior Asst Comm II Wan Abdullah Tuanku Said confirmed the arrests.
In an unrelated case, a 22-year-old woman lodged a police report on Wednesday that she had been raped by a 19-year-old at a hotel here a month ago.
SAC Wan Abdullah said the youth was picked up shortly after the woman made the report.
“We are also investigating why the report was made one month after the incident,” he said.

my voice:
damn pity with the society now...
how can the rapists did this kind of cruel thing to their own daughter or sister?!
where is the love?!

f**k them off!!

the end of my uni life...

怎么办？！

昨天已经是我大学生涯中的最后一次考试了，我没得再考了，还真的有点可惜呢~
（由于没有收到你的祝福，所以我考得很差，可知你在我的生命中是多么的重要！）

经过那两个星期非常压抑的读书/考试周后，昨天一考完后，我第一时间做什么，你们知道吗？

就是走出考场…

• 节目1 - 轰炸红箱子！

i'm still waiting for my turn~


meanwhile, i was told to act cute in front of the camera...


i can't wait anymore so i decided to jump my song forward secretly...


haha, it's my turn now! that's why u can see a V from me~


Steven: "999 ar, i discovered an unidentified object with a disgusting look..."


wtf! is this the disgusting look that had been mentioned?
Raymond singing's style seemed like kena fucked...


what a coincidence, we met a bunch of our female coursemates there too...
all of them wore sexy and seductive leh~

• 节目2 - 大闹GSC

看了一部喜剧，笑料马马虎虎，不过看戏只求快乐气氛罢了，所以蛮不错的~

fat doesn't mean worst!

麦当劳历险记

现在是凌晨三点了，我还是被困在麦当劳，有谁能把我从滂沱大雨中救出来？

话说七个小时前，我为了上网找一些关于明天考试所需的课外资料，独自骑着一辆摩托车（废，难道能独自骑着两辆咩？！），来到了麦当劳，看到了一位身穿黄衫，染红头发的叔叔，忍不住和他打了一个招呼，不过他却不睬我…

点了一杯威士忌，看着无敌大海景…（这种情景是虚拟的）

只有一杯可乐陪伴着孤独的我，边复习边上网，边上网边休息复习…

看着麦当劳里一对又一对的情侣走进走出，仿佛是在讽刺着单身的我，不过有趣的是，我看到一对情侣，他们手拉手，在柜台里讨论着要点什么，是很肉麻的咧~
我并不是说情侣不可以肉麻咯，只是因为他们是一对男的，超肉麻肉酸的！

看完情侣的戏目，其实也有很多单身的美媚，简直是包罗万象：

• 有穿着朴实的学生妹（最爱这中清纯，不沾脂粉的！）
• 有穿着露背装的姐姐（这是一种猜谜游戏，你可以猜猜看她是否有穿内衣…）
• 有穿着透视装的辣妹（你还能看到她内衣的价钱是多少的呢，只因她忘了把标签撕下来…）
• 还有露乳沟、股沟的女人（不知和她们会否有代沟呢？）
• 最后是胸部超大的人“女夭”（好冶艳的男人？！）

今天真的是大饱眼福，我决定一三五都来这里做客~

此外，我发了一封短讯给我亲爱的滨滨告诉他我有多么的想他，不料，他却出现在我面前了，不过还带了一位女朋友咯…（我敢保证他只有一位女朋友在槟城罢了！）
好久不见的他，还是酱的嘴脸孔，不过我依然那么的想念他，我只能说他绝对是够义气，下着大雨还能冒雨而来，特地祝我待会儿的考试能顺利过关！
只是直至他回时，我才知道他是顺路经过的…
不过，你的心意我是感受得到的，谢谢您！

虽说有了滨滨的鼓励，但是却不能缺少了凌凌的那份哦，非常细心的她虽然未能出现在我眼前，不过借由msn和sms的鼓励也足以把我K书的斗志给燃烧起来哦！

今天很开心！

所以我决定把msn的nickname给换成：

蟑螂小强 - 不再滨凌绝种的我

Thank You, SzeLynn

为了一个杞人忧天的担心失眠一整夜，只觉得自己好无聊~
直至她安慰了我，我才放下了那忧心仲仲，比服用任何仙丹还要灵（凌）！

恢复正常后，便被大学朋友们捉去那拥挤的PISA，说那里有一大堆美媚，心如止水的我根本不屑一顾，只是纯粹陪陪他们逛逛咯~

actually, we already know how to travel from our hostel to PISA but loong still wanna show off his newly bought nokia 5800XM that with built in GPS.
meanwhile, the plate number of the car in front is the number i like the most!

走走撞撞，撞撞走走，实在是太人山人海了啦！

无可否认，那里除了电脑产品之外，第二多的就是女人，小中大全都有！（这里的小中大是指年龄层，也可以说是胸型pun，咯咯）

由于我答应catherine说要去找她，因为她在那儿做兼职，我只能称赞她是如此的努力，刚好带病在身还要半工读，成绩却还不赖呢！

我来不及向她说声“再见”便被朋友拉去一旁看电脑东西了，真的很不好意思。（我觉得是我朋友们看不过眼我和一位美女交谈而故意把我拉走的，哼！）

盲盲目目的，我买了一个320GB的external hardisk，花了马币两百四十二令吉，我是没觉得怎样啦，只是不希望听到这不是个物超所值的交易咯。

320GB=320,000MB=320,000,000kB=320,000,000,000B

虽然我只买了一样物品酱大把，不过我的双手却满载而归，只因那里的推销员很积极地把传单、纪念品以及纸袋全都塞给我，不拿又不好意思，因为有些女推销员很可爱，而且还对我笑！（懂我的人都知道我很容易被女生的笑容给打败的…）

i put all the pamphlets inside the given goody bag...

就这样踏上了归家之途，好累啊！

loong used the GPS of his nokia 5800XM again!

再一次，thank you, SzeLynn!

kena fXXXed twice a day!

this is an entry that should be posted before her birthday, cause i wanna know what she wants for her birthday gift that time, but then...

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*should i go n have my dinner later?

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*ahong jio you?

*haha he said wanna tapau food for me also

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*ahong didnt jio me la..

*i was in hostel now..

*its far to travel just for joining him..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*oo

*should i ask him to tapao?

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*nope!

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*i feel like my determiniation is shaking

*hahahaha

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*u dare to betray me?

*cincai lo..

*since u owiz hangat tahi ayam..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*okokok

*later i sleep early lo

*so sad

*i want fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*haha

*r u sure u can tahan with the temptation when ahong bring back FOOOOOOOOOD later?

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*i will ask him not to bring any food back

*ok change topic

*i really hungry

*lol

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*actually if u curi-curi makan later i oso wont know de..

*hehe

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*diam diam la

*you still want to talk about food?!

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*diam yr head la..

*if u really can pass thru this kind of temptation, u mah can success la..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*fuck you la

*change topic can

*my head is imagining a lot food

*makes me hungry nia

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*fuck me pulak..

*up to u la.

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*distract me with something else la

*you want me to fuck you?? hahaha

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*!!

*shy~

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*..

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*eh, ahong told me that he get sick today wor..

*whats up?

*u bullied him?

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*i bully him will get sick de meh!!

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*maybe u bully him in the way of throw away all of his junkfoods n then make him sick lo..

*thats d only way, i think..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*nono

*i eat up all for him

*hahahahaha

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*then u will gain a lot later..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*no la

*siao mehhhh

*if can sleep one night then wake up then become super slim then good

*haih

*hate myself

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*u can make a wish right now..

*and the wish will realize soon when yr bday..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*become super slim!!!

*in just 1 night!!!!!

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*yoyo

*gonna realize soon..

*hooray~

*so, u can celebrate it right now by eating a lot..

*yoyo

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*fuck you

*lalalalala

*change topic la

*you still wanna talk about eating!!!!?

蟑螂小强 - 滨凌绝种的我 says:

*kena fucked again..

**Z Lynn** bubBle fi$h says:

*you should be happy !!

*hahaha

p/s: sincerely, i was damn happy to be fucked~

happy birthday to you, my dear~

12/4
Happy birthday to you, my dear SzeLynn~

我希望能够给你更多的惊喜、快乐，再陪你度过以后的每一个生日~

一路走来…的发型

这一路走来，我一直在蜕变。（废话，谁不会成长？！）
不过，那些从以前就认识我的朋友们都懂我改变蛮多的，尤其是外表，至于高度就还好…

以前的我超超超低调，像学校课室不是都会有一个位子是在后面很角落那里的吗？
往往都是那些像是有自闭症的人独享的，然后我…
（哈哈，我从来都不曾坐过那儿，因为我的身高，让我常年享有头等前舱~）

这就是我的“成长”过程，请慢用~

抱歉，我目前没有NS前的我的照片，所以请暂时享瘦我（享用瘦的我）。

i remember that time i baru came back from National Service, and my waist was only 28 inches, damn slim!

NS过后，就酱踏入了繁忙的Form6读书生涯~

they stopped me from smiling, damn it!

你们可以仔细观察我那头又短又卷又老土的发型。

although short hair seems to be more hygienic but it doesn't look smart enough in the pic.

两年的寒窗苦读，我很侥幸地踏入了我的大学生涯，USM - Apex University（引以为傲/呕in hokkien？）

hair grows longer and longer, curlier and curlier~


sometimes when i try to act melancholy with this hairstyle, i feel disappointed~


then, i tried to midsplit it, but the result was yucky too!


i used the styling gel to style it, maybe due to some technical problem, the result was...


styled by MeLow lastime..
it would be better to ask someone to style it for me, right?

从小一直卷到大的我，在一次偶然的机会下，我那亲爱的发型师表妹在我生日时送了我一头离子烫发型，我的人生就此有了微妙的变化~

the 1st time i straighten my hair~

烫直后的我，显然比较有看头了，我可以感觉到走在购物广场时，女生们会多注意我一下，虽然只有那么一下，不过我可以有“一下”就算不错咯~

no matter when i am standing,


sitting,


laying on a bed,


wearing a cap,


after a sweaty jogging,


acting nerd,


even though a big close-up, my appearance still looks great! (i meant in the aspect of hairstyle la...)


but then, if u don't comb it or style it properly, a weird look still happen to be there, LOL~

由于烫直的头发始终不是自然直发，如果不好好料理，三个月后，总会被打回原形的…

my hair looks messy when its growing longer..
due to this, my gender sometimes can't be identified..

too thick at the back!

curly like maggi~

looks like Sammo Hung's hairstyle tim~


sweating is the most critical factor that spoil my hairstyle every time!

在还未进行下一次的烫直事件前，我唯有善用一些伟大发明家的产品：帽子和发箍

:p


:o

这次的我由于头很痒，再也等不及下一次的被烫，唯有忍辱负重地把它给剪了，虽然我懂剪短后，卷发又会重现…（其实我也想让它们有继续被烫的机会，毕竟我表妹每次都免费为我服务的，何乐而不烫呢？）

after the haircut, the hairstylist styled it and make me look damn smart~


but after a bath, the hairstyle back to normal liao and the smartness vanished liao...

经过一番龙争虎斗后，直发和卷发谁才是大赢家呢？

short hair looked more hygienic?


straight hair but looked childish?! (somebody told me before...)