Tuesday, February 23, 2010

太平的天公,你爱我吗?

初9是天公诞
(这是一个很简洁有力的开头)

此日可以说是比新年正日还来得热闹,庆祝得更猛!

不是福建人的我,却很喜欢吃福建面,没有大肆庆祝,丰兄看到我躲在福建面档口的墙角哭泣着,于是用麻袋把我打包丢进PGH 1559,载往太平回他家乡一起庆祝…

this is a car

一路上,我在麻袋里过得很好。

抵达后,看到很多丰兄的亲戚们,大家都对我投于异样的眼光,因为我对他们来说是蛮陌生的。

忍无可忍之下,我惟有向大家承认,我是他的男朋友,结果异样的眼光,更多了!

dunno what to write..

ahong, ahong's brother, ahong's sister
btw, what were you doing wor, BOBO?

向阿嫲拜年,开心的不是索得红包,而是她还记得我…
阿嫲,好好保重身体,因为你绝对可以喝得到你孙女婿的茶,那个人会是我吗?

大家都穿拖鞋,只有我姣姣穿运动鞋,进出好不方便!

看着叔叔们在布置神坛,甘蔗、柚子、还有一些奇怪的贡品…

there is a person i like the most inside the photo..
a pair of sexy leg, a sexy body line, a good looking appearance..
i love you, ahong's papa~

discussion or arguement?
amah, i support you!!!

最奇怪的莫过于供奉神明用的茶,他们用Whisky
天公啊,你会醉酒行驶,然后撞到孔明灯吗?

gong pin

Ferrero Rocher?!
don't eat too much har, ti kong..
or else, u will also get constipation..

拜祭仪式绝不会少了烧香和焚烧冥纸吧?
除非天公有说明他的信箱满了,装不下再多的金…
而且,每家每户都在烧,最忙的一定是天上的邮差…

pineapple incense?!

paper-gold

before getting burnt..

huat ar, ong ar!!

噼里啪啦…噼里啪啦…
大家在放烟花…

家户A心想:等家户B放完,我要放一个更久更响的,不料B却联合了C、D、E轮着放,结果A放弃了,改放孔明灯,BCDE一起把炮朝向A的孔明灯,发射!

 1st emission

pili-pala-pili-pala

很专注地在拍照的我,完全忽略了前方来的摩托,要不是凌妹美女救英雄的话,明天的报纸头条将会是:

《天公诞,乐极生悲,有一马来西亚华裔男子,槟城客家人,远赴太平,被摩托辗过》

酷吗?

i was too focused on snapping the fireworks..
and almost get hit by motorcycle..
luckily i was being saved..

还有,警察们没有出现…

policemen were absent, luckily..

最后,天公诞的主角粉墨登场吧!
它没有酷酷的pose,只有被宰的pose而已…

ahong's papa be the buthcer!
every1 is fighting for the best part of the pig..
kinda cherish~

整晚除了热天气之外,再加上大伙儿的热情,我和她热吻了…

猪嘴啦…

3 comments:

rongping.lo said...

拜天公很爽,但是, 我不知道只有福建人才拜,现在我知道了。读你的blog真的可以增广见闻!!

我的厕所 said...

跑到太平去拜...很爽hor????

cheekeong said...

to rongping:
actually every chinese also got celebrate it la..
just d hokkienese is more active in this day..
since the history is related with the hokkienese mah..

to nelson:
taiping also syok, although got no much crowded scene compared to Penang..
but i simply like it too..

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