Tuesday, March 30, 2010

i'm not a boy, not yet a man..

我24岁了。

每当我读回自己部落格里的旧帖子,心想:

好幼稚!

由于我的幼稚,我还是吊儿郎当的…
由于我的幼稚,我总以为天塌下来,真的可以当被盖…
由于我的幼稚,我给不到家人一个不必为我操心的状况…
由于我的幼稚,我给不到朋友们一个值得被提起的榜样…
由于我的幼稚,我给不到女生一个富有安全感的肩膀…


是否买了这本书,我的思维就能稍微成熟一点,有更明确的目标了呢?

玩世不恭、很难倚靠、毫无方向感、懦弱…
我承认这是我给人的感觉…

不过,幼稚抑或成熟就能因此而判断吗?
用来衡量的那把尺,哪里买?

给我时间、给我空间和给我适当的关怀,谢谢。

别担心,我还是很爱我自己。

Monday, March 22, 2010

原来我不是在KL,而是在PJ。

嗨!

你们还记得我吗?
那个昔日充满热情的槟城仔,带着沉重的行囊,满怀期待地踏足于雪兰莪州了。

风尘仆仆地,我获得了一份3个月的试用期合约,在Western Digital上班,当个小小的Assembly Technician,怀着大大的肚子梦想,把槟城的儿女私情暂时搁置,然后寻找新的异州恋情!

good morning, PJ~

有一点,我不得不承认,我应该是个好人…
因为好人总会有好报!

在求职场上寻寻觅觅的我,遇到贵人 - C良,一经介绍,隔天前往应征,大后天启程去雪州了!

公司供给的合约条件好到你会拍案叫绝,人工高、福利好。

喂,你们为什么没有问我住哪里jek
(这个“jek”,我第一次用,请多多指教)

天桥底是不错啦,不过我要是不住,要住就住最高的!
公司有提供住宿,是某所高级公寓的阁楼,环境不雅(不是很优雅)
从我家的露台俯视,依稀可见一对情侣在热吻…

i can simply notice there is a pair of couple are kissing nearby the bus stop there..

the condo is senget-ly built!

buildings

erm..
what to put as caption leh?

这里胜在有很多外国留学生,因就读附近的Taylor's College和Sunway College而入住这里,不同肤色、年龄、大小等任君选择:

temperamental type?

blonde sexy type?

black pearl type?

kawaii type?

experienced type?!

很快地你就会在我的facebook里看到cheekeong is in a relationship酱的字眼了…

噢,我的阁楼里有什么呢?
让我来带你们参观参观,请跟着我的脚步…

一抵达门前,你一定得用钥匙开门…
然后你就会看到客厅

sofa is the 1st object that get my attraction cos its color simply didn't show harmony with the living hall..

so, i would rather to sit on a plastic chair..

this is the plasma TV..
ohya, d company some more provide us astro..
it's a good news for a football fever like me!

if you feel hot, there got no ice-cream..
but you can cool down yourself with this standing fan besides of the ceiling fan..

桌上有:

internet is provided, of course!
it's a necessary for my bookie housemates a blogger!

cigarettes are provided..
unfortunately, i'm unable to share this privilege..
cos i don't smoke!

a bunch of bananas is provided daily to reduce workers' constipation problem..
how kind is our company..

binocular is provided for peeping usage..

走入厨房有:

purified water makes perfect life..
drink more, pee more..

a fridge

my breakfast is living happily inside..

my water flask is on the upper level..
sometimes i will take d wine instead of my water flask mistakenly and go working..
then my colleagues will just look at me doubtingly..

it's d only dustbin in our house..
once found it lost, u will know how worse is the circumstance later..

上楼去吧,小心扑街…

the staircase

我的闺房

my sleeping place..
ohya, i love hibiscus..

it's an air-conditioned room..

if u still not feeling cold enough, u can use the fan some more!

both air-conditioner and fan wont operate nicely if i forgot to turn on the switch..

对了,我住的是主人房,与3位男同事共处一室,很怕会日久生情,然后失身…

主人房的厕所有:

i always wish to have a bathtub in my house..
now i've got it..
but i dare not to dip myself into the tub, cos it's wtf dirty!!

close stool is an object that enable you to eject your feces.. 

对了,我家楼下有一个大泳池,蛙式、自由式、狗趴式、三点式等技巧,都未能难倒我!
Michael Phelps绝对是我的学习对象,郭晶晶绝对是我的性幻想对象!

there's a pool..
but not for pooing..

还有,交通工具也是公司提供的:

yaya, this is my motorcycle, i ride to work everyday..
i have been wandering around the sunway city by riding this motorcycle..
and i realised that the highways here are kinda dangerous..
take care, ah keong..

住宿方面,你们会替我满意吗?
如有任何询问,请拨电016-4627278,我24小时为你守候!(只限芳龄18-24的女性)

上班去了,看着车水马龙的高速公路,再看着烦躁的司机们,我的心情是多么的悠闲啊~
(因为我骑摩托)

camwhoring in front of the WD entrance to show you all that i'm working in WD..
do believe me!
i'm not simply come to WD and camwhoring here, k?

for those who want to work in WD, they will have to wear a special designed shoe cover..
WD is strongly emphasized on hygiene

during the 1st day working, i...

ohya, i gained a lot of fats..
as u can see in the pic..

have u seen a WD toilet before?
that's d reason why i was camwhoring inside d toilet..

工作时间,你们会想着什么?
除了心爱的另一半之外,最重要的莫过于午餐了吧?

this is d lunch i have it in WD canteen
d layout makes me feel like i'm a prisoner..
agree?

my colleague cannot tahan with me that keep snapping photo for blogging usage..
so, he chooses to ignore me and sleep..

my dessert
i like this pic so much..

finally he wakes up..
is he smart enough?
let me introduce you all..
his name is Phang

放工回到宿舍,咬着一根冰棒,慵懒地望着露台外的夜景,我又回忆起我们之间的爱情故事
冰棒渐渐地融化,一滴一滴地滴在我手上…

怎么暖暖的?!

噢,鸟粪!

good night, PJ

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

the days before i went to KL...

这篇的故事大纲,你们可以试着猜猜看吗?

!!

你们怎么知道我要写关于我出发到KL前一两天所发生的事?!
神奇…

好的!
出发前的星期六,我还在MRC沟着小妹妹教书,然后很感伤地望着我的书桌,眼泪开始流了出来,因为…

this is the hugest nasi kandar i ever met..
also, the weirdest nasi kandar with a slice of you char kuey on top..

太辣了!

我一直在那边怒吼、喷火,坐在正对面的她完全漠视我,专心程度酱高的学生,已引起我对她的爱意注意,因为我个人喜欢专一的女生,也是很专一的男生!

ang wan yi..
you're so cute..

辣归辣,拥有牛胃的我,对自己的肚腩,感到无比的光荣,也因此造就了我嘴馋的习惯!

掠夺学生们的食物已成了我每天的功课,这种功课完全没有给我累的感觉,而且越做越起劲!

the porridge is so tasty~

就是有学生那么地叛逆,不为五斗米折腰,他的男子气概却换来一场血腥的判罚!

罚站/罚蹲

罚洗碗,抹地,然后洗厕所!

现在离开他们了,怎么办?
我好像患上虐童症

i like to sleep in the air-cond classroom during recess time..
yaya, just recess time only..
believe in me..

说真的,我很喜欢小孩子们,他们思想很单纯,若喜欢一个人,他们就直接走过去牵着对方的手,虽说是被呼了一巴掌…

一些小女孩们,很喜欢靠近我,坐在我的大腿,牵我的手…
搞得面红耳赤的我,很喜欢这种感觉…

!!
恋童症吗?

我想澄清的是,正值单身的我,很想找个老婆,生对一男一女,养条番狗,住间洋房,一家人坐在庭院里欣赏日落,说时迟那时快,我放了个响屁,那场面有多么的温馨啊~

话说回来,我最舍不得的是他们在课业上那无限的创意

the unit of measure for a building is cm?!
if yes, the efforts of measurement taker are gonna be appreciated..
and
have u seen a 3 or 4m long sock before?!

papa, can you come in?!

悄悄的,我离开了他们,
热闹喧哗的,他们庆祝我的离开。

一气之下,酿成了血光之灾

隔天也就是星期日,血气方刚的我,两条手臂摇摇摆摆地,参加捐血运动,结果搞得两条手臂摇摇欲坠似的…

捐血期间,吸血鬼没有出席,不然他一定饱死…

as usual, blood donating is not painful at all..

很难得的,我在此次捐血运动中巧遇失联许久的中学同志,原来他也是静悄悄地在阅读我的部落格…

sun jia n me with 2 plasters..
enjoy the talk with you and wish you finish your study in Australia sooner.. 

更难得的是,护士在我的双臂上左右开弓,把抽血管的针口扎入左臂却找不到血管,再往右臂出发!

护士腼腆地说:不好意思。
一副绅士样地说:不要紧咯,多多益善嘛…

最后一天在槟城了,机缘巧合下,遇到很多人,缘分真的是要在最后时刻才会出现的吗?

namoliang and jason
ohya, jason is a blogger and 1 of my reader as well..
and thanks for the compliment that day, jason.

i never thought of seeing him here..
unfortunately, i met him..
thanks for your "forced to grin" pose..

捐完了,精力过多的我跑去欣赏C良捐血的猫样…

this pose is kinda weird..
but it's kinda artistic also..

lalala..
scary~

看完他的悲剧后,我回家补眠去了~

当晚,有2美女在夜深人静时致电约我去吃夜宵当饯行…

peyling and yen ping
this 2 pretty girls asked me out for a farewell supper..
thanks for the satay~

我二话不说,换了新内裤,马上就赴约去了…

不过,我怕他们心怀不轨,于是我找了一个护蟑螂使者来保障我的贞操…

is he strong enough to be my bodyguard?

那晚,我依然失去了贞操,对象是以上这位保镖!

番外篇:

收拾行李时,我才发现妈妈帮我买了一个超屌的刷子

as for a man, i think i have to force myself to like it...
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